Did You Spot Him Too?

Paris Hilton was at Harry O's in Utah on Friday night to check out Maroon 5's concert. I was slightly disturbed elated to see that her wonk eye is extra wonky, her weave looks messy and the vein on her arm is peeking out to say 'hello,' ... Then I saw the most alarming image of all ... the midget behind Paris Hilton.

Why do midgets flock to Paris time and time again? I'm sure she's already effed a few of 'em in her hey day. And let's be honest, I love her for that. Maybe I should bang a midget too? Throw him up in the air a few times during the act and see how fast he can get back to the right spot.

source