Did You Spot Him Too?
January 23rd, 2008 - Typed by Joy A
Paris Hilton was at Harry O’s in Utah on Friday night to check out Maroon 5’s concert. I was slightly disturbed elated to see that her wonk eye is extra wonky, her weave looks messy and the vein on her arm is peeking out to say ‘hello,’ … Then I saw the most alarming image of all … the midget behind Paris Hilton.
Why do midgets flock to Paris time and time again? I’m sure she’s already effed a few of ‘em in her hey day. And let’s be honest, I love her for that. Maybe I should bang a midget too? Throw him up in the air a few times during the act and see how fast he can get back to the right spot.
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