It takes a true slut to spot a whore, and I've done just that. Miley has an affinity for getting frisky in front of the lens: which means she's gonna have a hot strip tease where she effs the Jonas brothers, all three at once, while singing Hannah Montana tracks and staring at the ceiling mirror to make sure she doesn't look fat, in her upcoming sex tape, secretly edited and leaked courtesy of Disney.

Miley's gonna start having wild orgys, be videotaped stumbling outta bars inebriated as hell, before getting caught with a few ounces of blow in Hollywood's standard coming of age DUI by the time she's 20.

I'm luvin' it. Miley, feel free to prove me wrong; but I can just tell there's some skank in ya that's aching to get out.