"He thought Nick was beneath Jessica," our insider says. "But, oh, how he loves Tony Romo." According to the source, Joe literally calls the Dallas Cowboys quarterback "Texas royalty," and he considers Jessica "the perfect Texas Rose."
Joe won't be calling Tony royalty for much longer. Romo has already tried to dump his Ono.
On Jan. 17, Tony called Jessica at her L.A. home to try to break things off. "He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends," a pal of the singer tells OK!. "'Just friends' is not in Jessica's vocabulary, and she is not a victim. She knows how bad this will look in the media."
I'm always defending Jessica. I must have a subconscious crush on her or something. Those titties must be sending subliminal messages my way every time they appear.
Texas' "perfect rose" is wilting, Papa Joe! You can schedule plastic surgery for Jess to keep her Double D's and ass lookin' the way you like 'em, but she's gotta get a personality first, and she's gotta find someone with similarities.
Intellectual, guitar rocker and male slut John Mayer was a bad match. And Jess hates football with a passion yet she's dating one of the NFL's best. If I could pick out a douche for Jess, who would it be? Oh shit this is hard. I gotta think of a male ditz - Jared Leto, Brody Jenner. Then I gotta think of a male singer who seems sensitive - JC Chasez, but I think he's in the closet, hmmm... gawd, this is hard. I'll say Lenny Kravitz! Jessica was a virgin until she was married and now Lenny's one too. Heh.
Honestly, I'd go with Ryan Gosling or Ryan Reynolds, but Scar Jo's banging Reynolds, so maybe Gosling would be best. I'm fresh out of ideas. Feel free to help a blogger out. :)
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January 24th, 2008 2:42 PM
I have no call on this one. I will say that I hope Tony Romo is going to drop her. Unfortunately, he should have done so before the Cowboys playoff debacle against the Giants. Romo did not seem himself the whole game. Can we blame this partly on an extended trip Tony took with Jess and her family the week prior? Methinks that's a yessiree!
Need I mention that it is uncomfortable to have the girl oyu are dating and her family smother you with talk about how you need to be together. Especially when they have not been an item a full year yet! I am also sure someone in Jess' family said the "M" word and that ended it right there.
January 24th, 2008 3:33 PM
Anyone that is stupid enough to date Jessica deserves the bimbo.
January 27th, 2008 4:03 PM
why is anyone stupid for dating her i think she's one of the most sane out there she has never done anything to anyone, she isn't out getting plowed or snorting shit on a nightly basis. The worst we can say about her is she is a shitty actress. Geezus give it a break. this goes for the other comments not you joy. tehehe i know you got much love for those boobies! Jealousy's a bitch girls get some work done and quit bitching about women start on some of the male sluts out there!