January 2008 News Archive (Page 11)

Eminem? More Like M&M

Look who's starting 2008 off on the right note.

It looks like Mandy's shed a good dozen pounds or so. She looks gorgeous.

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The queen debuted his new look yesterday on Broadway for his role as Sir Robin in Spamalot, and by the looks of his costume, he won't be acting at all.

"The first time I saw it I thought it was the stupidest thing I'd ever seen in my entire life," he said. "My tour drummer is the Spamalot drummer, and [he] said you've got to see it again."

Clay, if you think you've done a good job staying in the closet before now, honey, you are out in the open today.

Beyonce has agreed to perform at the 2008 Grammy Awards - and is reportedly willing to cross picket lines to get to the stage if she has to.

The singer joins the Foo Fighters, who announced earlier this week they'd step over striking writers to perform at the ceremony on 10 February.

Writers Guild of America (WGA) union members insisted that the event - like the recently cancelled Golden Globes - was "unlikely" to receive a waiver that would halt any potential picket action.

However, organisers are adamant the show must go on as scheduled, despite the threat of protesters.

Justin Timberlake, 50 Cent and Jon Bon Jovi have vowed not to cross picket lines, reportedly pledging their allegiance to the WGA members, who have been on strike since November over new media royalties.

Ya, ya, ya, Beyonce gives good performances. But she's just some superficial bitch. Not surprised she would cross the picket lines. Her and her money hungry Camel boyfriend will do anything for the paper and fame. That being said, I wonder what song she's going to perform? I'm excited.

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Just look at this bitch!

Oh! Am I not supposed to call her a bitch because she's what, 15 now? I don't even know. She's young. She's probably only been on the rag for around a year now, and she's a future slut. I'm talkin' full on whore-like style like former Disney actress, Maneater Lohan.

I can't wait.

Shitty singer, yet charismatic gravy train to her has been father and family, Miley was at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood yesterday. She premiered Hanna Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert which features performances from her 69-city tour across the U.S. The limited one-week release begins Feb. 1.

Miley Cyrus spoke to Extra about Britney Spears:

"I think it's so crazy and I think that she [Britney] needs help. If I didn't have [my family], I'd probably be in the same position.

"You just got to know who your true friends are, and I think for me, is my mom," she added. "If you have sisters, I mean any girls that are in your family, that can understand and relate to you, I think is the best."

It's gonna be fun watching her words bite her in dat flat ass.

Amy Winehouse showed up at London's Snaresbrook Court yesterday so she could scream out in the courtroom to her husband, Blake, just like the trashy, ghetto crackwhore she is.

(Fielder-Civil, 25, is charged with with conspiracy involving alleged witness tampering and inflicting grievous bodily harm in his upcoming assault trial.)

After arriving late to a packed courtroom, Winehouse sat down with Fielder-Civil's step-mom Georgette, holding her hand, a witness says.

"She was quiet at first, but then Amy blew kisses at Blake and started whispering 'I love you' over and over."As he was led back to jail, she began shouting, "'I love you, handsome! Gorgeous, I love you!'" the witness adds.

Blake, who looked pale and nervous, replied, "All right, baby?" the witness says.

She smiled and nodded.

The next hearing is slated for February 29.

When asked to comment on the hearing, Winehouse told reporters, "I'm not talking to you," before fleeing in a BMW.

"Handsome" and "gorgeous" is probably code for "Who sells the best crack?!"

Bitch was getting the hookup while we thought she was missin' her man. And "I love you" is Amy's apology for finishing off Blake's stash. Wino's not as dumb as we think, she memorizes codes and shit.

Mary J. Blige is speaking out against reports linking her to a steroid investigation, insisting she has never taken the performance-enhancing drug.The Grammy award-winning star, 50 Cent, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and actor Tyler Perry have all been accused of ordering steroids or human growth hormone from doctors and pharmacists.

Albany County District Attorney David Soares named the celebrities who featured in his investigation on Sunday.

But Blige vehemently denies any involvement. The singer's spokeswoman Karynne Tencer tells the New York Daily News, "Mary J. Blige has never taken any performance-enhancing illegal steroids."

Well, well, if a rep denies that his or her client has taken roids, then it must be true! I'm still trying to figure out why I'm supposed to care if Mary J, 50 Cent, or anyone else takes steroids. If you're not competing in the Olympics, I do not care. It's your bod, and I like muscles. Hehe.

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"We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage," Allen's rep says. "She and her partner Ed Simons will be making no further comment and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time."

The 22 year-old singer announced her pregnancy in December with boyfriend Simons, 37, of the Chemical Brothers.

Awwww! I was looking forward to her growing baby bump and the cute baby pics. Stay strong, Lily.

Lindsay Lohan is entering the next phase of her sentence for misdemeanor drunk driving. After fulfilling several requirements set by her DUI plea agreement â€" including rehab, community service and 84 minutes spent in jail â€" Lohan will next have to spend some time in a morgue, the Associated Press reports.

In an effort to illustrate the potentially fatal consequences of drinking and driving, she's set to spend two, 4-hour days in a morgue. After that, she'll spend two days working in an emergency room.

The actress, 21, reached a plea agreement in August based on charges from two separate DUI incidents, one in May in Beverly Hills and one in July in Santa Monica.

I guess I won't have any new hookups to report since Linds will be working with dead guys. If these dudes had a pulse, you know she'd be strippin' and having gang bangs, per usual.

Oops! Forgot about the staff and the visitors at the hospital. I take it back.

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The new mama, along with new bundle of joy Max Liron Bratman, has returned to her Beverly Hills abode after four days at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, the singer's rep confirmed.

The petite 27-year-old wasâ€"and still isâ€""really sore" as a result of her scheduled C-section last Saturday.

"It was more painful than she thought," the source said, adding that the Grammy winner's pipes remained unharmed, and she was "already singing to Max."

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