January 2008 News Archive (Page 6)

These pics remind me of what I love about this show - Flav and his skank wannabe famous bitches.I'm down for a season 4 and a season 5, as long as Vh1 can space them out by a good six months. But Flav says this is the final installment. He said that about season 2 as well.

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I found a picture that may have been taken in JLove's "size 2" glory days.

For Esquire magazine.

1. PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It's a great excuse.

2. We really can pump our own gas. It's just that we've got this fantasy of you as a '30s-era full-service station attendant. You'd look so cute in the hat.

3. We're not complimented when you call your ex a slut. She dated you, too. So what are we?

4. We're smart enough to know that smell is always the dog.

5. Yes, we can dish it out.

6. No, we can't take it.

7. We want to raise children. We just don't want you to be one of them.

8. Women are meant to talk and men to listen. We don't want to be fixed; we want to be heard.

9. When we ask if you've had any work done, it's because we want to know what our kids will really look like.

10. When we ask you how we look, it's okay to lie; when we ask you how she looks, you better lie.

Jennifer Love Hewitt really did a pretty good job. Some of these are funny and very true. I just hate it when some people try to be funny when they don't have it in 'em *cough*. I wonder what that's like? Heh.

Willie had his photoshoot in his bomb camper in good ol' Louisiana, Britney's home state.

Who's Willie you ask? None other than Brit Brit's 49-year-old uncle, William Spears, who says the train wreck began doing drugs in her early teens.

"I'm not just a family friend or someone who claims to know them. I was there every day, working with them. I have seen all the terrible things happen," Uncle Willie said.

Willie, who was nicknamed "Road Kill Willie" after cooking and eating animals that had been hit by cars when he was living rough, says Britney started drinking booze at 13 and smoking reefer at 14. He said she went "buck-wild" on her 18th birthday: "I know she did cocaine on her 18th birthday - I was there. We were at a party in an apartment and I spotted her doing a line just before I did one. We smoked pot together too."

"She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy," Willie said.

"Her brother Bryan was the star of the high school football team. They went to all the best parties where there were drugs and alcohol - a lot. ‘ She's tried just about everything '. She is a ruthless little thing, make no mistake. Nobody controls her. She bosses everyone around her."

"Just about everyone in the Spears family is a drunk and Britney's dad Jamie was one of the worst. He would drink from daylight to night. Britney saw him drunk all the time." Willie continues: "Britney grew up thinking it was alright to drink and that you can live with a drinking problem."

"We thought maybe getting married and having kids would help her settle down but it was quite the opposite."

To read more of William's interview, click here

After hitting fashion week in Paris, Victoria Beckham was in mom ", er, "mum" mode at Sapporo Teppanyaki in Manchester, England on Thursday, bringing her look-alike sons Cruz, 2, and Romeo, 5, to join some of the Spice Girls and their families at the Japanese restaurant.

Police arrested and charged a teenager Tuesday night at Nashville International Airport. Investigators said the 16-year-old planned to hijack the plane and order the pilots to divert the course from Nashville to Lafayette, La. The teenager wanted to crash the airliner into a Miley Cyrus concert.

"Sounds like a desperate cry for attention," said Tracey Gray, another airport visitor. "Handcuffs and duct tape are not going to get you where you want to go."

The teenager was taken to the Davidson County juvenile detention center where he was charged with felony terrorism. The Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved.

He supposedly used his mother's credit card to buy the airline ticket. The suspect got the date wrong for the concert. It takes place Friday night instead of earlier this week.

Charged with felony terrorism? Now that's a resume builder.

I feel sorry for this 16-year-old; he's obviously not right in da head. At 16, you should be masturbating, boozin' and getting high. Using mommy's credit card to get a plane ticket to ruin a Hannah Montana show should be something you aspire to do after receiving your high school diploma, not before.

Did I say Audrina's new man is gay? I'm being sarcastic. Audrina, enjoy it while ya can, honey. He's getting a little fame out of banging ya. God bless his heart. Now don't go crying on the show when it doesn't work. Actually, go ahead. I wouldn't mind the laughs.

Does Audrina Patridge have any gay male friends? They need to run the gaydar test on all her boyfriends first. She's clueless, but she does look happy...

Grab the Kleenex!!

Elder sister Kate wrote:

"I can hardly breathe when I try to write this . . . we were the ultimate in soul mates. I feel both my heart and life have been torn apart. I loved our special talks, our daily chats from wherever you were in the world....

"There will never, ever be another 'Heath' and I think that in itself is the greatest tragedy.

"I will continue to talk with you everyday and love you just as if you were here. You will never leave my thoughts 'Roast,' ever."

His father Kim added:

"'Heatho,' 'Beef,' . . . my beautiful boy, so loving, so talented, so independent, so caring, so young . . . no more chess games mate . . . this is it, couldn't beat you anyway!

"My body aches for the sound of your voice, our chats, our laughs and our life and times together."

Heath's mother Sally wrote:

"Our darling boy, special in so many ways to all of us. You knew you were so loved. You lived life with courage and daring and we are so grateful for the wonderful times we shared. We will be there for Matilda. Your loving Mamma, Rog and Ash."

Younger sister Olivia wrote:

"You're my idol, my hero, but most importantly, my loving big brother. I'll treasure every moment we spent together. I love you Heath, I miss you and pray every night you're safe."

• A tribute from all members of Heath's immediate family read:

"How do we describe our sudden and tragic loss? ... You were the most amazing individual 'old soul' in a young man's body.

"You so loved us, as we dearly loved you. As a close knit and very private family unit we have observed you so determined yet quietly traveling in your self-styled path in life, nothing would get in your way ... no mountain too tall, no river too wide.

"You dreamed your dreams and lived them with passion and intelligent commitment. We have been privileged to accompany you on a ride through life that has simply been amazing and through it all, we have loved each other beyond imagination.

"Your true legacy lives on in beautiful little Matilda, who will always remain in the greatest of care. Our hearts are broken ."

I am so not into this muthafucka. This isn't an apology to me. At least not the first time I heard it.Listening to him again, it sounds a little better. I'll put it this way, if I knew Heath personally, John wouldn't be seeing me on his show at any point in time ever.

I think it's a good idea to stand up for yourself so you can send the tabloids a strong message, but threatening to sue over a new relationship that's probably gonna go bust seems like a waste of time. Good luck with your man, Jess!

Jessica Simpson is fighting mad over a recent OK! magazine article claiming she was dumped by Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

Simpson's lawyers fired off a strongly-worded letter demanding a retraction for an article which claims Romo broke up with the singer because she was high-maintenance.

The letter referred to the article as a "smear campaign." Her lawyers insist: "Mr Romo and Ms Simpson have not broken off their romantic relationship."

A rep for Simpson confirms that the singer's lawyer sent a letter to OK! but had no additional comment.

A source close to Simpson tells Us, "Jess and Tony did not break up. OK!'s story was full of lies."

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