January 2008 News Archive (Page 7)

Based upon these pictures alone, Britney Spears should permanently lose custody of her children.

I feel like I know more about Britney's tits than I do members of my own family. I see them more often.This bitch is nasty. Even if some male with poor vision found her even remotely attractive, he'd get turned off as her stench of Starbucks, Cheetos, dandruff and cigs fills his nostrils once she gets within a few yards.

Why does Britney walk around braless everyday for attention? WTF is wrong with her!!

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Fox News' John Gibson called Ledger a "weirdo" with a "serious drug problem." Making fun of the famous "I wish I knew how to quit you" line from "Brokeback Mountain," Gibson said of his death, "Well, he found out how to quit you."

Gibson then went on to say that TMZ reported that Heath had a 'serious drug problem' and because ‘TMZ is right about everything….about 90% of the time,' it must be true.

After Heath's famous Brokeback line came the clip which featured Ledger saying, "We're dead." Gibson then played that clip a few more times.

Gibson mentioned Ledgers's death several times during his broadcast, joking that maybe Heath killed himself because he was going to lose money in the stock market, or that maybe he was a John Edwards supporter.When Brokeback Mountain was released, Gibson was obviously not a fan. He mocked the filmed repeatedly, calling it "a gay agenda movie."

Can someone please dig up as much dirt as possible on this jerk? I really wanna find out how many male sex partners he may have had in the past. He's a closet case, and a cold-hearted asshole at best.

May Heath, a heterosexual male who had the courage to play a homosexual character, rest in peace. His family shouldn't have to go through this crap right now.

What will the consequences for Gibson's blatant homophobic remarks be?

To listen to John Gibson's heartless bullshit click here

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Halle premiered a new curly do, and it looks like she also got her feet did with some henna tats. :)

"He thought Nick was beneath Jessica," our insider says. "But, oh, how he loves Tony Romo." According to the source, Joe literally calls the Dallas Cowboys quarterback "Texas royalty," and he considers Jessica "the perfect Texas Rose."

Joe won't be calling Tony royalty for much longer. Romo has already tried to dump his Ono.

On Jan. 17, Tony called Jessica at her L.A. home to try to break things off. "He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends," a pal of the singer tells OK!. "'Just friends' is not in Jessica's vocabulary, and she is not a victim. She knows how bad this will look in the media."

I'm always defending Jessica. I must have a subconscious crush on her or something. Those titties must be sending subliminal messages my way every time they appear.

Texas' "perfect rose" is wilting, Papa Joe! You can schedule plastic surgery for Jess to keep her Double D's and ass lookin' the way you like 'em, but she's gotta get a personality first, and she's gotta find someone with similarities.

Intellectual, guitar rocker and male slut John Mayer was a bad match. And Jess hates football with a passion yet she's dating one of the NFL's best. If I could pick out a douche for Jess, who would it be? Oh shit this is hard. I gotta think of a male ditz - Jared Leto, Brody Jenner. Then I gotta think of a male singer who seems sensitive - JC Chasez, but I think he's in the closet, hmmm... gawd, this is hard. I'll say Lenny Kravitz! Jessica was a virgin until she was married and now Lenny's one too. Heh.

Honestly, I'd go with Ryan Gosling or Ryan Reynolds, but Scar Jo's banging Reynolds, so maybe Gosling would be best. I'm fresh out of ideas. Feel free to help a blogger out. :)

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It seems New York's self-proclaimed "drug dealer to the stars" is selling more than happy pills.Wednesday, a gentleman who represented himself as Lindsay Lohan's former cocaine dealer let it be known, through an intermediary, that he was ready to sell his story.

And he promised that he would spill on his other "big, big celebrity clients" if the price was right.

"Lindsay was texting him over and over the week she was in town with [boyfriend at the time] Riley Giles," says the broker.

"But he said he wouldn't see her because she was just out of rehab."

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According to the Daily News, Olsen's bodyguard later confirmed to police that two were dating. The Post quotes a police source as saying the two had a "mutual relationship."

According to a law enforcement official who spoke to the Post, the masseuse called Olsen first because "she didn't want a media circus." The Daily News reports that the masseuse called Olsen "for guidance."

Olsen told the masseuse she would send her security guards to the downtown Manhattan apartment.

After the masseuse tried to rouse Ledger, she discovered that his body was cold, the Post reports, so she called Olsen again. "I think he's dead," she said. Olsen replied, "I already have people coming over."

The masseuse then told Olsen she was calling 911.

Mary-Kate was called when the housekeeper couldn't wake Heath, so I'm not surprised people would piece together that Heath was dating her. I was waiting for it actually. I think Heath was banging the supermodel Helena Christensen, the one he was caught sucking face with, who was on her way to his crib when she found out about his passing.

Lenny Kravitz tells Spin magazine that he hasn't had sex in three years.

"[It's] just a promise I made until I get married. Where I'm at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that's the way it's going to be. I'm looking at the big picture."

Playa, please! He knows that line's gonna get him more sex than he's ever had in the past. He probably banged the reporter right after the interview.

First John Mayer deleted his post where he was defending Jessica Simpson against angry Dallas Cowboys fans, now he's deleted all of his entries, spanning over a year. John left the following message on his blog last night:

"There is danger in theoretical speculation of battle, in prejudice, in false reasoning, in pride, in braggadocio. There is one safe resource, the return to nature..."

I'd love to see John get his own television or radio show. He's so hysterical. This is probably only a temporary move anyway, I'm hoping.

Shekhar Kapur, who directed Heath Ledger in the 2002 adventure Four Feathers, says "last spoke to him the night before he died.

"I had just arrived in New York last night, he said he could not see me that night but really wanted to meet me the next day. He made me promise that I would call him in the morning and wake him up."

Police confirm that they confiscated prescribed sleeping aid Ambien in the apartment where Ledger's body was found Tuesday.

In November, Ledger had told The New York Times that he often took the prescribed sleeping aid, Ambien, to help him fall asleep. "Last week I probably slept an average of two hours a night," he said. "I couldn't stop thinking. My body was exhausted and my mind was still going."

He went on to say that taking one pill had no effect on him; he'd have to take two to fall asleep. But then, he said, he would awake an hour later with his "mind still racing."

Signing off, Kapur writes:

"Farewell Heath. I always knew you had an ancient soul. I always said you had a wisdom beyond your years. And somehow I always knew that your spirit was too restless. Goodbye, my brother."

So Kapur didn't come through on his promise to call and wake Heath? I'm sure that's exactly what Heath's family wants to hear right now. Good job, a-hole.

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She's one of the worst self-made hosts/ interviewers on television right now.

While interviewing John Edwards for Friday's Tyra Banks Show in Manhattan, Banks surprises the presidential candidate with a meal from Wendy's as a nod to where he and his wife celebrated their first and subsequent anniversaries.

I can't stomach her self-centered interview style: "When I was on the runway... You lost your brother in a car accident? That reminds me of when I didn't get this print ad I wanted once. Girl, it was bad. Especially because I really wanted to get my hair done. Ya know. So, tell me more about the brother you lost. Did he like models?"

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