I remember once years ago, Playboy magazine gave Britney Spears a pricey offer to take it off.

I wonder what they would pay to see her saggy tits now? Scratch that, I wonder what gossip bloggers would pay her to put on a damn bra.It's not normal to want to be "sexy" so badly, on a daily basis that you flash the entire world your nips while your weave is unraveling, your skin is blemished, your lipstick looks like it came from the 99 cents store, and your boots are dirty and worn out.

I think '08 is Britney's year. I really hope it is. She's beyond gross. She's painful to look at. I have to squint, then quickly turn away.