Because He's Hot - John Mayer & His Pubes

You know what's so hot in this picture besides those 1989 Ray Ban sunglasses John Mayer is wearing? That dirty looking and tangled up pube hair that's making its way into the sunshine around that hot thong. You could give John's pubicles a sweet ass french braid. They probably wouldn't look too bad if he had just a hint of tan between his knee and hip. As grungy and long as John's pubes are, he's still got a tight little butt that I want to invade.