Celebrating Your Birthday in a Bathroom Stall
February 7th, 2008 - Typed by Firecracker
Happy 22nd birthday, Lauren Conrad! Lauren, Audrina, Whitney, Lo & Co. hit up Katsuya for some sushi and then S Bar to have celebratory drinks.
But it sounds like someone might have celebrated a little too much. Camera crews were set up at S Bar, patiently waiting to film scenes for The Hills, but the birthday girl was throwing up in the bathroom.
It takes many years to really fine tune how many drinks you can have so you don’t puke. Then it also depends on how fast you chug, how long ago you got your grub on, and who’s bartending. It’s like a science figuring it all out. I still don’t have it down.
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S-DAWG says:
Ain’t that the truth? (*grins knowlingly*)
Joy A says:
We do know this all too well. Thanks for leaving a civil comment, Sdawg, even though I know you.
One of Lauren’s claymates tried to leave a comment telling me I’m “UGLY!” - Note to all, insult Snarky or I and your comment WON’T be posted and you WILL be banned. Dumbass. Stay on the damn Lauren message boards, worshiping this one-dimensional bitch.
yoyo says:
Sounds like you need thicker skin you can dish it but you can’t take it huh? Since you’re trying to be rude like perez you should post everyones comments do you see him banning the hundreds of posts calling him a fat fuck? This is a open forum you talk shit us commenters can talk shit too. Btw what the fuck is a claymate?
yoyo says:
Sounds like you need thicker skin you can dish it but you can’t take it huh? Since you’re trying to be rude like perez you should post everyones comments do you see him banning the hundreds of posts calling him a fat fuck? This is a open forum you talk shit us commenters can talk shit too. Btw what the fuck is a claymate?p.s. I don’t give a fuck about these reality stars.
yoyo says:
This site should have a disclaimer saying if you don’t agree with joy a. Rude nasty sometimes not funny comments you will be banned!I like imbringingbloggingback.com he’s a smartass but funny.
Joy A says:
Yoyo - a Claymate is an obsessed fan of a celebrity who worships the ground they walk on and has made that celebrity their God.
As far as posting stupid comments, I’m not Perez. I don’t make money like Perez does and I choose not to post rude comments. If you don’t like it, don’t visit the site. People can and have disagreed with me, but if they choose to do so in a rude, ignorant fashion their comment isn’t worthy of being posted.
As far as my “rude nasty sometimes not funny” commentary, I’m flattered that I can be considered funny “sometimes.” I’ll take that.
I’m not a professional blogger. I go to school full-time and I have 3 jobs. Gossip blogging isn’t my career, so if I’m not always funny or entertaining, it’s okay. I can sleep at night just fine. And I’m well aware of when I suck, but sometimes I rather suck than say nothing at all and simply post a story.
There’s always going to be someone who’s better than you at whatever it is that you do. Imbringingbloggingback cracks me up as well. He also has like 3 posts a day. What I lack in hilarity, I hope to make up for by the frequency of my posts.
I was out all day so it took me a while to post your comments, but bitch you’ve been banned. Have a nice day.
Mr. Gyllenhaal says:
LMFAO!!! TELL HER JOY!!! I THINK YOU ARE HILARIOUS ALL THE TIME!! THE ONLY TIME IM BRINGINGBLOGGINGBACKISGOOD IS ON WEDNESDAY( HARRIET CARTER DAY) OTHER THAN THAT HE TALKS WAY TO MUCH!!
KEEP UP THE HARD WORK WOMAN AND NO NEED TO DEFEND YOURSELF WHEN YOU HAVE ME HERE!! I WILL PUT SOME WHOOP ASS ON SOME MOFO’S IF THEY F WITH MY JOY JOY!!!
Joy A says:
Thank you so much, Mr. Gyllenhaal.
I just looked at my archives, “Yoyo” is the same one who went off on me for saying LC looks old - in October! She’s obsessed with me and this site. Haha.
Lauren Conrad is famous for being rich, that’s how she got casted on Laguna Beach, and this girl thinks that’s a valid reason to worship her?!
Yoyo and all those other aliases you go by - just to let you know, I live in LA and I GUARANTEE you, if you ran into LC anywhere she would give you a dirty look or sign something in haste without making eye contact. These famous bitches don’t care about you, but you’re obsessed with them for some reason?!
And a blog is NOT an “open forum.” Many sites don’t allow comments at all. Leaving comments is a privilege and you keep harassing me because you’re a Lauren Claymate and, in your eyes, she can do no wrong.
Go back to her message boards so you can write about how awesome she is.