Mischa Barton’s New Boyfriend
Mischa Barton has been keeping a secret. She’s been quietly dating Brett Simon, the director of her movie “The Assassination of a High School President” since they met on the set.
Usually Mischa is attracted to wealthy men and Brett is somewhat new to the business but he has definite potential. His success as a video director paved the way for his first feature with Mischa. And he has other attributes: He’s Princeton educated and 6′4.” (That’s Brett in the middle in the movie’s publicity still above.)
Mischa has to bang a director! She has no career, sex is all she has left. Keep workin’ the kegel exercises, bitch. But if you want him to stick around for a while, don’t ask him to do the Venus Butterfly. He should offer to do that first.
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Mr. Gyllenhaal says:
LMAO…She is such a run down hooche! Tara reid better watch out!!!