No One Night In Paris For John Mayer

I thought I loved John Mayer before, but now I'm totally gonna rape him. Okay not really, but he's my new hero since he gave Paris Hilton the cold shoulder at the Sony BMG Grammys party. That ho thought she was gonna jump on John's trouser snake but he totally turned her down. He obviously has heard about the HH (Hilton Herpes) epidemic and wants to keep his pee-pee clean. ;)

After the Grammys on Sunday, the celebutard showed up to the Sony BMG Grammy party at the Thompson Hotel lounge and "aggressively tried to hook up with John Mayer â€" following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her," a source told Page Six. "At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends."

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