Pastor Encourages Sex For 30 Straight Days

A southwestern Florida church issued a challenge for its married members: hanky panky every day. Relevant church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates. “And that’s no different for people who attend church,” Wirth said Sunday. “Sometimes life gets in the way. Our jobs get in the way.” The challenge doesn’t extend to unwed congregants, however.

Now that’s my kind of Pastor, but who the hell says ‘hanky panky’ anymore? Well I guess Pastors and your grandma. I say extend it beyond married people and everyone just bang the hell out of each other for the next month. Church orgy!

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