February 2008 News Archive (Page 2)

I don't know who the hell was behind this, but Paris is a good 2-3 shades lighter than this, and in real life she has no waist! The bitch's hips are huge and wide and anyone whose ever seen any picture of Paris knows the girl does not have an hourglass stomach or tight abs. I'm getting so sick of photoshop with females in magazines.

In these pics Paris is too dark, too thin, and her beak nose is extra prominent; but I can't blame her for how this all worked out. What can ya expect from a whore with only one good eye? She probably sucks the art director's dick in between photos, gives handjobs to the photographer, and hopes for the best. Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea.

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Diablo Cody is doing all the right things to get blacklisted fast!

Juno has taken over the world, Diablo won an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay, and her and Ellen Page are hooked up for life. But the former stripper is so anti-Hollywood, she's coming across as difficult and ungrateful. She curses in front of the press constantly, dresses fug and talks shit pretty much every time she opens her trap.

Diablo Cody is bristling over the fuss her topless photos are causing. The ex-stripper and Oscar-winning "Juno" screenwriter fumes on her MySpace page, "Hey! Did you guys hear about the [pictures] I voluntarily posted on the Internet myself? What a tantalizing 'scoop!' Seriously, I thought nudity was only a scandal if the photos were leaked by some crumb-bum rat or vengeful ex." She adds:

"They can dress me up, they can give me awards, they can coach me on the right responses, and they can sand the callouses off my giant [bleep]ing feet, but I will always be me. And I will never be ashamed."

Bitch, shut the fuck up! You won an Oscar, and you've already told everyone you were an ex-stripper, no one thinks you're ashamed of anything.

It's just now that you're doing so well, people wanna tear you down. Plus you have such a tough exterior, you give off the vibe that you could care less about what anyone says. Try shutting the eff up for once before Hollywood shuns you and you fade into oblivion, you dumb, brilliant slut. Now will you add me as a myspace friend? I've already sent you a request. Thanks.

I'm into the sunglasses, and overall the conceited whore looks fierce.

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When asked if he wears boxers or briefs:

I don't answer those humiliating questions. But whichever one it is, I look good in 'em!

I'm sure you do, baby. I'm sure you do!

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Kate Hudson would need to have three feet if you believe she's been playing footsie with all her rumored beaus. Her infatuation with Justin Timberlake is such that she has been "texting him nonstop."

Separately, photos show that she is friends again with former beau Owen Wilson. The two have visited at each other's houses a couple of times since the weekend.

Now comes word that Arizona Cardinals quarterback Tim Hasselbeck also caught her eye a little while ago at L.A. nightspot Teddy's. She even showed up two days later on the set of a commercial he was shooting.

Justin Timberlake's taken and Tim Hasselbeck is married - I hate sluts like this! Get your own man, bitch!

And you shouldn't be texting someone else's man "nonstop" cause you know those messages are gonna get dirty eventually. If I can't keep it platonic, than no one can - totally illogic rationale, which means it completely makes sense to me.

Shia had a chat with Empire magazine where he discussed his arrest for misdemeanor criminal trespassing in a Chicago Walgreens when he refused to leave after being asked by the store's security guard.

Excerpts:

"That was complete and utter sanity. I was an asshole, and it was a mistake I'm still completely embarrassed about it.

But I can say this: I'm not the first 21-year-old to be arrested for a misdemeanor. There are lessons in life I need to learn, and I'm learning all of them in front of the public."

"I was in the middle of a strange mind state, having just come off a three-month window of focus. I can't diminish what happened at all.

"I feel like a better person when I'm working - I enjoy it more than anything else in my life. And the pool party, tons of chicks, binge-drinking bullshit - that's not what I got into this for. My closest friends work in coffee stores. They don't give a shit about a Vanity Fair cover - I'm just another asshole to them.

"And that's what I want: people who'll tell you you're a shithead sometime."

The charges were subsequently dropped on December 12.

Rihanna Performing in Dublin, Ireland, last night. Whenever I see pictures of Rihanna, I can tell the girl knows she's hot. She's just gorgeous and she doesn't have to try, it's just who she be. Keep workin' it out!

This video of Miley Cyrus being young, dumb, and having bad taste in what's "good" is all over the internet. She does have a fanbase, therefore, I will post. She's also a pushy bitch, making Jay Leno put ketchup on his finger and lick it. Like she recently professed, this girl really does need some friends.

Prince Harry has been fighting the Taliban on the frontline in Afghanistan, British army officials have confirmed.

The Prince, 23, a second lieutenant in the Blues and Royals regiment of the Household Cavalry, has spent the last 10 weeks in the lawless Helmand province of the war-torn country. He arrived on Christmas Eve and into one of the most dangerous places in the fight against terror. He was soon on foot patrol, alongside elite and fearless Ghurka fighters.

On the eve of his departure, he told a pooled interview that it was his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, who told him that he had his marching order.

The Palace and the Ministry of Defence in the U.K. had hoped to keep the mission secret in order to safeguard his life and those of his fellow soldiers.

But some foreign outlets started reporting the story on Feb. 28 �" including media in Australia and Germany �" and the officials moved to confirm the news.

He has been serving in a Tactical Air Control Party (TACP) in the Battlegroup Headquarters.

** Stay safe!!

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Ryan Gaycrest and Simon Scowl are friends, so this is all bull nonsense.

Simon Cowell continued his war of words against American Idol host Ryan Seacrest on yesterday's Live With Regis & Kelly.

"What he needs to understand is that on [Idol], no one actually wants to listen to him, other than saying, 'We'll be back after the break' or 'Seacrest out,'" Cowell sniped. "I say this to him all the time, [the judges] are the ones who are paid to have an opinion. You just bring the artists on and off."

"You know when you go to your auntie's and the little chihuahua gets on your leg because it thinks it's something else," Cowell said. "That's my relationship with Ryan."

Making a swatting gesture, Cowell added, "It's like â€" off!"

Tensions between Seacrest and Cowell heated up last year when Cowell addressed Seacrest as "sweetheart."

The arguing between Ryan and Simon is one of the reasons I no longer like the show. True, we should see more men being bitchy because it's always women who are the competitive, angry divas on screen - but it's still funner to watch two hos go at it than two douches!

And why does Ryan look extra pretty in that pic?