February 2008 News Archive (Page 21)

Christina Aguilera's Baby's Worth Half a Million More Than Nicole's

A price has been attached to the first exclusive photo shoots of Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera and their respective bundles of joy.According to Gawker, little Harlow's magazine debut has sold for $1 million, while the bidding for Max's photo spread is at $1.5 million.

Christina Aguilera Bloated Photo

We're assuming there's some sort of point system. For example, Nicole's a reality star, while Xtina's an international singing sensation. But by that same reckoning, don't their husbands' careers come into play? After all, Joel Madden is a celebrity in his own right, while Xtina's Jordan Bratman is merely a civilian.

The mags better hurry up and print these pictures. I wanna see some babies! :)

Is Kiki Dunst The New Britney?

Kirsten Dunst photo

Kirsten Dunst's strange ways have tongues wagging that she's "on the verge of a breakdown." The starlet came late, left early, and "acted erratic" during a recent event at Sundance, according to insiders. The source added that friends of the actress made apologies on her behalf, saying, "Kirsten is not in a good place right now." Dunst, who split from Razorlight rocker boyfriend Johnny Borell last year, has not been photographed or spotted out in recent weeks.

A rep for Dunst told us, "Kirsten is fine."

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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren at 'The Eye' Hollywood Premiere

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren in love

 

 

 

 

Just Checking in On Britney Spears' Nipples

I remember once years ago, Playboy magazine gave Britney Spears a pricey offer to take it off.

I wonder what they would pay to see her saggy tits now? Scratch that, I wonder what gossip bloggers would pay her to put on a damn bra.It's not normal to want to be "sexy" so badly, on a daily basis that you flash the entire world your nips while your weave is unraveling, your skin is blemished, your lipstick looks like it came from the 99 cents store, and your boots are dirty and worn out.

Britney Spears  gets lowered on stage at Circus concert

I think '08 is Britney's year. I really hope it is. She's beyond gross. She's painful to look at. I have to squint, then quickly turn away.