Paris Hilton is set to have her own reality show series in search of a new best friend. What? You mean Paris and Nicole aren't really BFFs? Noooo! I guess it's a good thing there's television to help out in the friend department. I can't wait to see the 'friends' the casting directors come up with for the show. We'll have the fat ones, a couple ugly chicks, throw in a couple gay guys, maybe even a paraplegic or two. The possibilities are endless!
"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," a source tells Usmagazine.com. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust." The new show is "going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life," the source tells Us.
I hope the contestants are smart enough to realize she's just going to dump their ass off at the next block once the show stops taping, which leaves the door open for season 2! She's just looking for someone to clean up the little sausage link poop her dogs leave all over the place, and possibly help apply the Valtrex.
J.Lo will keep her new baby boy wrapped in a cashmere cardigan, hat and bootie pants from Baby Cz, $279 and, of course, a matching pink set, $279, for the new fashionista of the family. The two newest members of the Anthony-Lopez clan will also have a set of Plain Mary's Hunk and Babe onesies, $169.
For the nursery, the twins will dream away in Chelsea Sleigh cribs, $1390 each while Mom and Dad relax in Glam Gliders $1,420 each. And when they need changing, the twins will have a Clara changing table, $1780. And why give up gorgeous handbags just because diapers are involved? Check out Jennifer's Italian leather and snake skin trim Mia Bossi diaper bag, $1250.
It's going to take one time of those kids puking on that leather and snake skin diaper bag for J.Lo to realize what a dumbass purchase it was.
There's nothing sexier than watching Brooke Hogan act like a dolphin on the beach. The whole flipper jump is so hot, let's just hope she doesn't smell like her friends of the sea. You know what's hotter than that? Looking like a sumo wrestler with a dude on your back. Brooke Hogan brings a whole new definition to fierce!
Paris and Nicole Richie's baby daddy's twin brother (yes, that's Joel's bro), were seen canoodling at the Ritz in St. Louis, and sat next to each other on their flight back to L.A. yesterday, but when they were leaving the airport they refused to walk next to each other. When asked if they are dating, Benji stayed silent, and Paris just smiled.
Paris must be upset that Nicole's been getting more attention than her lately. What better to do than start humping your best friend's baby daddy twin brother?!? Just another guy to add to the infected list. source
Holy baby dolls batman! Beyonce stepped out in NYC this weekend with a dead golden retriever on her head. WTF is that thing ? Did she pick up that wig at the golden locks discount store or what? That wig looks like something the hookers on Flavor Of Love would be rockin'. Prancer would throw an elbow or two for that kind of hair do.
I didn't really watch much of the Oscars last night but I did catch the video tribute for everyone in the industry who had passed away in the past year. I never saw Brad Renfro come up which I thought was pretty odd since he passed away a week before Heath Ledger. A rep for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences says they couldn't "fit everyone in".
"It was really an editing decision because we can't fit everyone in," a rep for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences tells Usmagazine.com. "There was no specific reason." The montage featured footage of late actors, including Heath Ledger, who passed away a week after Renfro.
What a bunch of horse shit! There were people on that tribute who hadn't done anything in 20 years and they couldn't fit Brad Renfro? They had over 40 people in that damn tribute! All you had to do was cut a second here and there and they could've fit Brad in. Damn you AMPAS, damn yoooou!
"I'm not comfortable having to be myself or being photographed as myself. Australian Aborigines say that with every photo that is taken, a piece of your soul goes with it. And there are some days when I kind of believe that."
Yeah well if you don't keep getting your picture taken Keira, it's gonna take away from your bank account. I don't think it's taking your picture that makes you feel that way, I think you just need to eat a sandwich. You're just hungry bitch.
This is Jimmy Kimmel's retaliation for Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" music video and it's absolutely hilarious! This shit is gonna be stuck in my head for a week.
I don't know what's going on with red carpet fashion this year. I thought a majority of those Hollywood playas were looking straight fug, especially Cameron Diaz. Why was she there? Anyway, the bitch looks like she didn't even shower before the show. That peachy color dress with the poofy butt looks ridiculous and the hair looks like she just left the gym. Don't half ass it, either wear it up or down! More Academy Award red carpet photos coming up!
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