





Papa Mikey said,
"I'm not going to look at the photos "that's my daughter! Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career, it's her decision. The fact that the photographer [Bert Stern] who did Marilyn Monroe's pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them … that's an amazing thing."
I know lots of bloggers are saying Michael's an attention whore for speaking out on the nude pics, but I'm glad he did. I was so not wondering if he was jacking to Lindsay's frecklecrotch every night.
Joe Simpson probably cut off Linds' face and glued Jessica's to Lindsay's neck and started beating off. Good for you, Michael! You're no perv.
It's Rihanna's 20th birthday today, and she kicked things off early last night with a celebration at Les Deux in Los Angeles. The Grammy winner was caught off guard by the surprise party where her rumored beau, Chris Brown, was seen reveling.
Happy Birthday you sexy bitch!
Paula needs to catch up on what's going on in the dance world in 2008. There are some serious jazz hands happening in this video and how gay does Randy Jackson look? He's doing the old 80's head bop!

Lindsay Lohan's fame whore mother Dina, wants to let the world know that Lind's recreation of Marilyn's nude photos were done in good taste. I don't think anyone is arguing that they aren't whorish, she just looks like shit!
"I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother."
The Photo-shoot was so tasteful that Lindsay took along her little sister Ali to watch Lind's get nude in front of the cameras.... Which I think is totally weird.
"I wouldn't have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn't do anything with her sister there, that was risqué."
I would not be going all nude in front of my teenage sister even if it was for a photo-shoot. Dina's such a 'tasteful' mother to let Ali experience this crap.

Nicole Kidman was in Tokyo for a news conference promoting her new film The Golden Compass, showing off the tiniest little baby bump. Hell, she's even trying to accentuate it and you can hardly see it. Nicole will be one of those prego chicks that only gain like 10 pounds and hardly even get a belly. Damn her!

Since the tranny probably has a contract with VH1, we're getting another season of New York and her man Tailor Made. We get to watch our favorite tranny ho as she works on trying to become an actress in Hollywood.
"The season is going to be called 'New York Loves Hollywood' and will follow her attempt to become an actress in Los Angeles," says an insider. "They are currently trying to cast established industry people in Hollywood to be on the show with her."
What the hell is George going to do in this gig? Do we get to see how much of a man bitch he is to New York? Is he gonna rub the corns on her feet and tell her how much he loves her? He's so cheesy it's just hard to watch him. New York should do this show on her own.
Upadate: Jlo Has Twins!

The private room being held for Jennifer Lopez at North Shore University Hospital is finally occupied. Monday, we reported the room, which is furnished with a leather couch, had "been sitting empty for two weeks" in preparation for the pop diva's twins. But a recent patient at the hospital told Page Six that during her visit, staffers were aflutter, exclaiming, "J.Lo is here!" A rep for the expectant songstress did not return calls for a comment.
Yeah, yeah I'm not saying anything until she pops those babies out! J.Lo's such a diva, she probably has some other bitch pushing for her.

Amy Winehouse is working hard to stay on the road to recovery. Wino's backup singer Zalon Thompson spoke about Amy's health and Grammys win.
"She's full of energy, full of life. It's a good thing." (It was into Thompson's arms that Winehouse threw herself after winning her fifth Grammy.) Winehouse, 24, is "ready for the Brits," he says, referring to Winehouse's scheduled performance Wednesday night at the U.K.'s equivalent of the Grammy awards.
"I think sometimes it takes you to go through certain hard things to overcome and to go on to do better things. She looked really good at the Grammys. She just looked very rested. It was great."
She looked and sounded awesome at the Grammys! The look on her face when she won her final award was just priceless. You could tell she was totally shocked and taken back by the moment. If she would only realize what a rotten bastard Blaaaaaaaake is, she might have a chance.