March 2008 News Archive

It's stories like these that make me happy I don't blog on the weekends. Well, hopefully POTP will be running 7 days or 6 days a week, (it's in the works). :) But for now it's a Monday - Friday thang.

On Saturday Star Magazine reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married in New Orleans. When Brad Pitt's publicist was questioned he said he has "no idea" if the two got hitched, therefore, unintentionally fueling the rumors.

People magazine now reports that Angie is in Texas filming a movie and they weren't in New Orleans to begin with.

I say Ashton Kutcher should call up Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and let them film a wedding for an episode of "Pop Fiction." Now there's a prank that will work! ;)

Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" hosted the Pussycat Dolls show in Vegas on Friday.

Audrina sure is hot from the neck down. I just wanna inject botox into her eyelids so those damn things can stay open. She always looks like she's sleep walking and hasn't had an original thought in the past six years. Looks like she had some fun, though. Good for her. :)

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* random picture, not the unidentified 12 year-old in the story.

The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn't enough to close its doors. The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say.

Police officials are continuing to investigate whether the club's management knew she was underage. The department also can suspend, but not revoke, the license of an escort agency for up to 30 days if it has employed anyone under 18.

The mother of the 12-year-old girl said her daughter ran away in early November. She said the family frantically began looking and her husband finally found their daughter in late November. She was then interviewed by police.

"Suspect David asked complainant if she had ever danced before, she said no," the court records state. "David" then gave her an application, which she filled out with a fake name. She also told him that she was 19.

The court documents are unclear on how many nights she danced. The mother of the 12-year-old says she believes the club must have known her daughter was underage. "I think they just didn't care," her mother said. "She's 12, but she's got the body of a 20-year-old. All they were thinking about was the money she could bring in."

She said her daughter is now living with her grandmother in Arlington and again attending school.

Ms. Abron and Mr. Bell were indicted in late February on one count of felony sexual performance of the child in connection with making the 12-year-old work at the club. Both are also accused of engaging in organized crime. Mr. Bell is accused of two counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child and aggravated kidnapping. He is still being held in the Dallas County Jail in lieu of $450,000 bail. Ms. Abron, who also faces a prostitution charge, has been released on bail from jail.

Oh, shit!!! Is this poor little girl related to Ashley Dupre? Get an education, girls. I wasn't even on the rag at 12 and this ho was going nude on stage for money? I feel dirty just reading about it.

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LINKAGE

• Barack Obama is a sexy Oreo? - CH
• Ashton Kutcher needs to hire me for Pop Fiction prank ideas. Baby, I'll pay you in free blow jobs. You don't have to pay me shit babe. Holla - onthepopmail@yahoo.com. Heh. - PB
• Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's newest publicity stunt, 15 minutes of fame runnin' out - DD
• The ugliest picture of Victoria Beckham I ever did hope not to see - CS
• Is she worth $30 million an hour? - AB
• "When hot asses speak!!" - RR
• Bumpshack thinks JC Chasez is lying about his relationship with Chace Crawford - BS
• What's Diablo Cody doing now? - SOW
• Who was spotted with "an unmistakably larger penis caresser"? - ND
• Paris Hilton's crotch works hard for her money. She likes appearing all over the world so she can have her pic taken - GB
• Haha!! Jamie Lynn Spears' Hustler magazine pic - DS
• JC Chasez comes outta the closet by having this picture of him taken - WIMB
• Great photo illustration of Heidi Montag!! - IBBB
• Adam Sandler's daughter is his mini-me - AIW

Dancing with the Stars pro Karina Smirnoff is brushing off rumors of a romance with her partner, R&B singer Mario.

The New York Post's Page Six reports Smirnoff â€" who has been dating her former DWTS partner Mario Lopez â€" was spotted kissing the other Mario at a Mercedes-Benz Oscar viewing party at Four Seasons hotel in Los Angeles in February.

But Smirnoff is laughing off the speculation. "Did you keep that window open? By the end of the show, I will be pregnant with Mario's baby!"

A rep for Mario (the singer) says: "They're not dating."

I didn't buy this rumor for a nano second. I think Mario's gay. I'm not accusing him of anything, but he makes my gaydar go up in flames. He's cute but he doesn't do it for me; and if I can't eff him, I'll just go ahead and say he's gay for consolation.

Considering how everyone starts dating on "Dancing with the Stars," folks have to make up these rumors in advance just in case it's true.

Karrina's boyfriend, Mario Lopez, is hotter than has been Mario. Karina's not done hittin' that.

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I'll admit it, Papa Joe is one good looking man. I'd ride that or let him ride so I could sell plastic jewelry at Kohl's just like Ashlee Simpson's selling T-Shirts at Wet Seal.

He's a great manager, but in order to work with him I'd have to get some double D's first. You know how he works.

Being the attention whore that he is, Papa Joe went to The Ivy so he could smile for the paps and get some publicity for Russian pop star, An'ya. Apparently she's some new slut he's managing. After taking another look at her, I think he'll make her get implants. Poor thing doesn't know who she's dealing with.

I have no idea why most of these celebs were there, but it looks like everyone had a great time. :)

Fergie and Quentin Tarantino celebrated their birthdays with a joint bash last night in Las Vegas. "We wanted to do something that was crazy and a lot of fun," she told Usmagazine.com.

The pair �" who filmed a hot and heavy love scene in Tarantino's 2007 flick Grindhouse �" spent the afternoon with friends at the Mirage Hotel's Bare Pool Lounge.

Fergie (who turned 33) and Tarantino (who turned 45) caught the 7 p.m. performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatle-themed show "LOVE." (They devoured cupcakes backstage, says a source.) They then partied into the early morning hours at club Jet with Fergie's fiancé Josh Duhamel, Daryl Hannah, and rapper Nelly.

(Guest Kid Rock bought The Dutchess a hot dog toaster called the "Hot Diggity Dog." "You put the bun on one side, and you put the hot dog in the little hot dog holes, and it pops out of the toaster in about a minute, and your hot dogs are ready to go," Fergie told Us.)

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Gwen Stefani and her trophy husband yesterday.

Mom-to-be Gwen Stefani stays in step with husband Gavin Rossdale while out running errands in Los Angeles Thursday.

Kirsten Dunst has left rehab and is back in New York.

The 25-year-old entered Cirque Lodge treatment center in Utah in early February.

The Spider-Man star was spotted at the West 4th Street subway station in New York at 6:30 p.m. on Wednesday. "She looked very pale and tired," an onlooker says. "She certainly didn't look like the star you see on red carpets." The actress will next be seen on the big screen in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People, which also stars Jeff Bridges and Megan Fox.

"She looked very pale and tired," an onlooker says. "She certainly didn't look like the star you see on red carpets." - Um... okay. Since when has Kirsten Dunst been tan or gorgeous? Powdery looking folks tend to look more tired, and Kiki keeps it trashy. Always. She was doin' the whole messy trainwreck Britney look before the Olsen twins even started menstruation.

Good luck, Kiki! :)

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Gawd, I hope Katharine McPhee and her fug husband, Nick Cokas, found other ways to celebrate her birthday besides Viagra sex. Katharine McPhee has never been spotted with a friend, ever! She's just seen walking around with her dog or her balding husband. He's got her hypnotized. She's just tragic. Maybe if she had friends they would have told her she shouldn't settle for the first 42 year-old child molester who proposes to her.

Katharine has also signed on to be the new face of Neutrogena ... and Jennifer Hudson won an Oscar. How's life as an "American Idol" alum workin' out for ya so far, Kat?

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Just what we're lacking right now, naked pictures of Gallum, former Governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer.Playgirl magazine has asked Eliot Spitzer to "strut his sexuality" for "a very attractive offer" of payment.

Playgirl isn't at liberty to disclose their price quote, but promised to pay him hansomely. Editor-in-Chief Nicole Caldwell says she's already got some ideas.

"We would like to put him in the Governor's mansion, a business-like atmosphere," Caldwell says. An Ashley Dupre-lookalike, Spitzer's preferred hooker, may appear in the shoot "wearing a Girls Gone Wild shirt."