You're Safe For Now, Lindsay Lohan Won't Be Going Nude in Playboy

Dina Lohan denies reports daughter Lindsay was approached byPlayboy to recreate Marilyn Monroe's naked swim scene from Something's Gotta Give.

Dina said,

"That [offer] never happened.That would be a no."

Y'all know what that means right?! Once that offer comes in, Linds will be gettin' nekkid. And don't be surprised if you see Dina's wrinkled crotch and dimpled ass in a some nude photospread soon. The wheels are turning in that fame whore's head. Taking it off would be the perfect episode for her new Living Lohan D-list reality show.