I watched the entire Britney Spears' "Break the Ice" video even though it was painful. Bored me. But "Break the Ice" is a hawt song, just like the rest of Britney's Blackout album. Good shit, folks.

After watching it I was left wondering why so many bloggers and gossip readers are complaining that the girl in the video doesn't look like Britney! I totally disagree. The cartoon ho looks like Britney, like, if Britney had a much hotter, older sister, this chick would be her. And more importantly, if you were turned into a cartoon, wouldn't you want that cartoon to look way hotter than you do? If I was a cartoon I'd have the smallest waist, biggest ass and my tits would be like double RRs. Keep it real.

Enjoy Britney's bangin' older sister in this tragedy of a video below. And, yep, I know you've already seen it. It came out yesterday. :(