Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen Sex Tape

This story has made me very happy. I'm already so excited. Please God, give me something new to jack to. Something new and sexy as hell - Tom Brady, please!

At a Chinese restaurant named Philippe, on East 60th Street, plenty of A-listers show up to grub. But what the patrons don't know is there's hidden security cameras in the private wine cellar. That's where some celebs hang out and/or have sex all the while cameras are a rollin'.

An insider says,

"They've watched tape of Diddy and Sienna Miller hanging out and Tom Brady and Gisele [Bundchen] hooking up. They get a kick out of it, they laugh and comment on people. Only a small circle of staffers there [knows] what's going on." A rep for Philippe confirmed there are cameras in the private rooms, especially where expensive wine is stored, "for security purposes."

The Philippe rep says, hold on, sluts, not so fast!

"All tapes are deleted. It is completely and utterly false that anyone has access to view the videos at Philippe, which are maintained off-site at our corporate headquarters," said flack Ronn Torossian. "The privacy of our clientele is our foremost concern. . . . Any statement saying to the contrary is utterly and completely false." Bundchen's rep had no comment and Brady's rep did not return an e-mail.

Screw all y'all! I'm hoping the footage isn't deleted. Do it for the kids. I'm hoping for a leak.

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