Tiger Woods Space Golf?

I'm not sure what the hell is going on here and I guess we won't find out till March 20, so I'm going to take my own stab at it. I think Tiger decided Golf just isn't his thing anymore and since he's missing out on the ladies he's going into Gynecology. What better way to keep some up close action with vagina! His first patient? Paris Hilton. The only thing that will keep him herpes free, is a damn space suit.