A few days ago bloggers were posting a picture of Fergie where she looked bloated, claiming it was a 'baby bump.' Female bloggers should be ashamed of themselves for that shit. It's ridiculous. Now a few days later we can all see that Fergie is sporting no "baby bump."

Yeehaw! The Duchess looks like a regular cowgirl as she presides over the 2008 Houston Livestock show on Wednesday.

Gawd, I hope she's not knocked up...