Eliot Spitzer Was Ripped Off

Here's some shots of Ashley Dupre, hooker named "Kristen" before she began selling her cooter and butthole.

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• Kim Kardassian wants insurance - CH
• Updates on the crazy ass "runaway bride!" Remember that attention whore? - AB
• Whose "magnificent ass continues growing larger?" - ND
• Celebrity Smack says J.Lo's babies are ugly. I think they're cute, but at least she doesn't kiss every celebrity's ass like some bloggers - CS
• Johnny Depp's new haircut - SOW
• Vanessa Hudgens new look - RR
• Another blogger says J.Lo's babies are ugly and "rat-faced!!" - WIMB. They'll get cuter! Damn. Suri Cruise is a former alien but now she's as cute as a button. Geez.
• Ryan Phillippe nekkid! - GB
• Do you know who just got a star on Hollywood Blvd? - PB
• Jamie Lynn Spears is in therapy - DS
• Cat vs. toilet paper - CR
• American Idol nude pictures - BS
• Kimora Lee Simmons is satisfied in bed - BB
• America's Next Top Model recap - IBBB

Yuck!

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