Paris Hilton and flavor of the week borefriend Benji Madden fondled a cheetah while visiting South Africa.

She probably did fondle that cheetah! I think Paris would fondle or hump just about anything possible if she was allowed. She probably gave the cheetah a little wanky wanky action for Benji's own amusement. Man, why did they have to let her around a tame cheetah? Throw that bitch out with some real wild cheetahs and let's see how she fares. At least if they killed her they would stop the infections she keeps spreading from country to country.

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