Here's some of the craziest shit I've heard in a while! Brad Pitt is related to Barack Obama and Angelina Jolie is related to Hilary Clinton. Both relations are about a million times removed, but I wanna know which geek sat his ass down to figure all this crap out.
Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society discovered that Barack Obama is distant cousins with Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Alanis Morissette, and Celine Dion. Obama â" who wrote his own Just Like Us captions last month â" is also distantly related to six presidents, including George W. Bush. Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769, the researchers found.
Clinton â" who revealed her worst outfits ever to Us â" and Jolie, meanwhile, are ninth cousins, twice removed because they are both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718.
And all this matters why? It doesn't. They just wanted a reason to write a new story about Angelina and Brad. I'm gonna assume I'm related to ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer cause I'm into the same kinky stuff he is. Get in touch with me Uncle Eliot, we'll have to get together for a little incest action.
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