Chace Crawford and Carrie Underwood Breakup

I saw this last night but was like, ‘ya, ya, ya!’ Anywho, I guess I should mention it. Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford have split.

Carrie’s 25, and Gossip Girl’s (hotter than Zac Efron) Chace Crawford, 22, began dating since July but kept their romance secret until October, just in time for the holidays. Carrie had Thanksgiving dinner at Chace’s parents’ crib in Dallas and part of her Christmas break with his relatives.

Rumors have been swirling that JC Chasez is a power bottom and Chace is givin’ it to him good. But JC got on the radio yesterday saying, “For the record, we’re both straight. We’re not dating.”

Well, you know JC ain’t the power bottom. They probably have blow job contests to decide who can ride on top.

Chace is the reason why I watch “Gossip Girl.” Have you seen this boy when he’s shirtless? Day-um, he’s got some guns! I’m happy to hear about this split because at 22 Chace has so much whoring left to do, and Carrie should be a slut for a few more years before she gets serious.