Gawd, I hope Katharine McPhee and her fug husband, Nick Cokas, found other ways to celebrate her birthday besides Viagra sex. Katharine McPhee has never been spotted with a friend, ever! She's just seen walking around with her dog or her balding husband. He's got her hypnotized. She's just tragic. Maybe if she had friends they would have told her she shouldn't settle for the first 42 year-old child molester who proposes to her.

Katharine has also signed on to be the new face of Neutrogena ... and Jennifer Hudson won an Oscar. How's life as an "American Idol" alum workin' out for ya so far, Kat?

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