Papa Joe Simpson’s Baby Bump

I’ll admit it, Papa Joe is one good looking man. I’d ride that or let him ride so I could sell plastic jewelry at Kohl’s just like Ashlee Simpson’s selling T-Shirts at Wet Seal. He’s a great manager, but in order to work with him I’d have to get some double D’s first. You know how he works.

Being the attention whore that he is, Papa Joe went to The Ivy so he could smile for the paps and get some publicity for Russian pop star, An’ya. Apparently she’s some new slut he’s managing. After taking another look at her, I think he’ll make her get implants. Poor thing doesn’t know who she’s dealing with.

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