Check out this “sneak peak” of a hyped up, overpriced photospread.
I can’t post a single more picture without the dramz (haven’t seen any either). J. Lo will hit newsstands tomorrow. People is promising 12 pages of the bestest damn baby spread ever! They’re only paying J.Lo and Marc $6 million.

Jennifer really looks hot on the cover. I can’t wait to see more of these kids. If you thought Kimora Lee Simmons kids were brats, we ain’t see nuttin’ yet.

Cutie patooties. I don’t know how to spell patooty and I’m proud.