March 2008 News Archive (Page 10)

George Clooney Will Not Appear On 15th Season Of ER

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The rumors have been going around the net that George Clooney is going to be on the 15th and final season of ER but that's all a bunch of crap. George said he hasn't even been asked by ER producers to be on for the final season.

In an interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada airing Monday, Clooney, 46, was asked if the rumors of a return are true. "No, never �" we never even talked about it," he says in the interview. "No one has ever asked me. "It's the funniest thing. The story came out, and I was like ‘Where did that come from?' It was everywhere �" I mean in one day!"
Clooney added that TV execs were unaware of his rumored reprisal, as well. "I ran into [ER Executive Producer] John Wells two days ago on the lot … and said to him, ‘What the hell happened?' He said, ‘I don't know. I don't know where that came from'."

What the hell are they thinking? They better figure a good amount to pay George to make a couple of final appearances. That would make their final season ratings huge!

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Kristin Davis Sex Tape Being Shopped Around

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Is this really our little Charlotte from Sex and the City giving head? Scottfayner.com claims there's a sex tape being shopped around of Kristin Davis and I can't wait till someone finally buys it! Who doesn't want to see Charlotte giving oral?

If you want to see the unedited NSFW pic, click here!

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! Drink plenty of the green shit for me and be careful, damn it! ;)

Ryan Seacrest On The Cover Of Details Magazine

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Is Ryan Seacrest rockin' a Steve Sanders shirt? That really looks like old blond curly headed Steve Sanders from 90210! Any guy that wears a shirt with Ian Ziering / 90210 Steve Sanders on it, is pretty much forcing me to believe he's gay. I don't care if he is supposedly dating Holly Huddleston! You know he's just using her as his beard.

Check out Ryan's Details Magazine Interview here!

ABBA Drummer Ola Brunkert Killed In Freak Accident

Sad news but a good reason for a Dancing Queen moment. :)

Ola Brunkert was found dead late Sunday at his home in the town of Arta on Spain's Mediterranean island of Mallorca, the spokeswoman said. Police believe Brunkert may have fallen against a glass partition separating his home's kitchen from the garden, and the glass broke and fatally cut his throat, she said. He was found in the garden and is believed to have bled to death, she added. An official cause of death is pending until after an autopsy. Brunkert, born in 1946 in Sweden, played drums on ABBA's first single, "People Need Love," according to Abba's official Web site.  He was not among the four best-known members of ABBA whose faces adorned the album covers -- Anni-Frid Lyngstad, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Agnetha Faltskog -- but he was a key supporting musician for the group as it achieved stardom.

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Natalie Portman In Elle Magazine

Is it just me or is Natalie Portman looking seriously hawt in these photos in the April issue of Elle Magazine? She's always been 'cute' but there's this subtle sexiness in these photos with the blond hair going on. Natalie's giving off some serious hump me eyes.

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Britney Spears On Set Of 'How I Met Your Mother'

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Here's the first pics to come out of Britney playing the role of a receptionist at a dermatologist office on How I Met Your Mother. The episode will are on March 24, and I gotta say Britney is looking pretty good!

Heather Mills Gets Nearly $50 Million In Divorce Settlement


The divorce settlement between Paul McCartney and wife Heather Mills is finally settled with Heather getting a butt load of money she doesn't deserve. Yeah, say what you want but the ho is making out with almost $50 million! Congrats to Heather on being a star f*cker.

The summary states that the judge decided McCartney should pay Mills a lump sum of around $33 million, which together with existing assets of around $15 million means she will gain a divorce totaling nearly $50 million. The judge deemed that she had overspent during nearly two years of separation by $1 million.The judge calculated Mill's annual income needs at about $1.2 million and included a sum of $5 million for her to buy a property in London.

A provision for daughter Beatrice consisting of periodical $70,000 payments was included, and McCartney has agreed to pay for her nanny and school fees. Of the provision, Mills said, "Beatrice only gets $70,000 a year so she is obviously meant to travel B class while her father travels A class. But obviously I will pay for that."

Heather seriously needs to think before she speaks. I can't believe she thinks Paul considers their daughter Beatrice 'B Class' because she's getting $70,000! If you didn't think Heather was a gold diggin' ho, ya better believe it now!

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Brandon Davis Stole Scott Storch's Watch

How can you not love a story like this! Brandon Davis had a sleep over at music producer Scott Storch's house, and when Scott woke up the next day his $100,000 diamond encrusted watch was gone. There's only one person who could've taken it and that would be none other than greasy bear Brandon who broke down when Scott confronted him.

Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott's place and crashed on the couch," a source said. "The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone - and so was Scott's $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, 'It's OK - I just got a new security system, so everything's on tape.' " After learning he'd be caught, Davis "started crying hysterically and saying, 'Please don't tell anyone - I'll bring it back.' Scott felt bad for him and got his watch back like an hour later, so he didn't call the police." When Page Six asked Storch about the episode, he would only say, "I heard about this. Give peace a chance." Davis couldn't be reached.

I think Scott looks like the dude from the old covers of Mad Magazine but he's now my hero. Way to make Brandon cry like the pansy ass he is! Remember when he said how poor Lindsay Lohan was because she only had $7 Million? Lindsay's firecrotch must be happy as a clam hearing about greasy's cheap thievery.

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Sam Lutfi Stays Away From Britney Spears For Another Month

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Sam Lutfi has agreed to stay away from Britney Spears for at least another month. I'm sure he's only agreeing to try and make himself look like a decent person to the press when we all already know what a shady person he is.

The temporary restraining order placed against him last month was set to expire Monday. While no official reason was given for the agreement, it appears the deal was struck as a way of warding off a courtroom confrontation with Spears's parents. (The court is expected to approve the extension.) Based on evidence presented in court, a restraining order can be extended for up to five years, legal experts say."In order to have a restraining order dropped, Lutfi would have to convince the judge that all the evidence against him being a threat to the family is wrong," says L.A. family lawyer Scott Weston, who is not involved in the case.

Sam, it's time to move on and find another celebrity to drug and take advantage of. Ma and Pa Spears aren't letting you back into their circle of trust any time soon!

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Jennifer Lopez's Post Baby Body

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Jennifer Lopez made her first appearance over the weekend since welcoming twins Max and Emme last month. She and husband Marc Anthony were photographed strolling hand in hand outside Radio City Music Hall in New York City.

Dayum J.Lo! She's looking damn good for popping out two kids a month ago. Too bad I can't say the same for Marc Anthony. He needs to suck some of the fat out of Jennifer's ass and have it implanted in his face so he doesn't look like a manorexic.

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