Fergie and fiance Josh Duhamel are getting married, but not starting a family just yet. Despite rumors to the contrary, Fergie is "not preggers," her rep says. "It's not true," adds Duhamel's rep. "She is not pregnant."
If your ribs ain't stickin' out, bitch is impregnated! I called it.
Fergie probably wants to get married before she starts the baby makin'. She is engaged after all, she has no reason to get knocked up to hook her man. Her Joshy Pooh is already hooked to his Fugalicious.
Here's some shots of Ashley Dupre, hooker named "Kristen" before she began selling her cooter and butthole.
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Snoop Dogg is great! A true talent, and not just because I threw his 'Sexual Seduction' track into my music-to-have-sex-to rotation. He speaks a lot of truth. Check it.
On hip-hop:
I seen that sh*t! Bullsh*t! The woman is perceived the way…she is perceived. It is what it is, man. You gotta look at what hip-hop is. Hip-hop is not the stories. It's not a soap opera. Hip-hop is not ‘The View.' It's not…'The Oprah Winfrey Show.' Hip-hop is what it is. We have our certain views on women the way we do. It's like Playboy.
Do anybody got something to say about the way Playboy view women? They take their shirt off and show their t**ties. That's the first way to get into Playboy. You gotta show Hugh Heffner your t**ties if you wanna get in Playboy. There's nothing degrading about that, but at the same time, when we show women in videos, they have their clothes on. We don't play videos on BET with women naked; we can't get away with that. But it's degrading what we're doing, when in actuality, we're giving these women a chance to shine.
Now, if these women would become directors and depict women in a different light, then that would give them a different light as far as the way people view them. A male director is gonna direct it the way he feels. He's gonna make it the way a woman looks sexy.
Look at this for example. How many ugly women selling records? None! Only the pretty ones sell records. Beyonce, Mary J, Keyshia Cole, the ugly ones don't sell. I ain't gon say no names, but they don't sell records. They just be singing their little hearts out, but they don't get no sales, cause they ugly.
Now, that's my fault? I can see this on TV now: ‘Snoop Dogg called me, ugly.' You beautiful on the inside, baby. What I wanna say to go on top of that, to the chocolate women, the dark-skinned women, I love ya'll.
I got a chocolate daughter at home. I always tell her chocolate is the best thing in the world. Don't think that light skin is in, chocolate ain't never went nowhere. Black is beautiful. I love dark-skinned women. That's why my videos be having dark women in them. I always used to have light-skinned women. Look at it. Show them one of my videos.
A few days ago bloggers were posting a picture of Fergie where she looked bloated, claiming it was a 'baby bump.' Female bloggers should be ashamed of themselves for that shit. It's ridiculous. Now a few days later we can all see that Fergie is sporting no "baby bump."
Yeehaw! The Duchess looks like a regular cowgirl as she presides over the 2008 Houston Livestock show on Wednesday.
Gawd, I hope she's not knocked up...
Here's a picture of Christian Siriano and his boyfriend Brad Walsh, a photographer and editor of Junk mag online.
Christian is killin' it in the entertainment industry right now. I'm just waiting to hear about an upcoming reality show.
Christian was doin' big things during his visit to Los Angeles where he presented his collection of fashions he designed for his idol, Victoria Beckham. During his trip he also landed a cameo on Ugly Betty where he'll be playing a fierce designer/ himself.
He also ran into a woman with a request he couldn't refuse. A lady at a fancy party asked him to make her wedding dress. Christian said, "I took one look at her ring and was like "Let's go, girl!"
Shia "I don't go to clubs" LaBeouf was partying at the Goa nightclub in Hollywood late Saturday night.
Dressed in a slick suit and tie, LaBeouf entered the club alone at around 12:30 A.M.. There were no paparazzi around to document his sneaky clubbing (so he probably thought he'd get away with it), but apparently somebody was there watching his back.
BUSTED. I just wish I knew whether or not he left the club alone!
I really need to go to Goa more often. Lindsay Lohan was just there the other night too. School ruins lives! I have too much homework, but I know where these A-Listers go and they're always out on the weekdays, never on the weekends cause they don't wanna mix with the common folk.
On a sidenote: Shia LaBeouf's bench warrant for his arrest due to smoking has been recalled. What an anti-climatic story, eh? Ya. Suddenly I'm Canadaian. California has strict smoking laws, Shia lit up, got a citation, blah, blah, fart.
Anne Hathaway is a trooper. Despite a death in the family this weekend, she still showed up at a gay-rights gala on Saturday night.The 25-year-old starlet was given the Human Rights Campaign's Ally for Equality Award during its annual Los Angeles fete at the Hyatt Century Plaza hotel.
Hathaway (above, with CAA agent Bryan Lourd) said supporting the gay community hits close to home. It was "no big deal," she said, when her older brother, Mike, told the family he was gay."We hugged him, said we loved him and that was that," Hathaway said.
But when Mike came home for Christmas with his first boyfriendâ""now husband," Hathaway cooedâ"their dad was a little worried...about the laundry!
"My father's only comment to my mother was, âPlease try not to mix up our underwear,'" Hathaway said to laughs and applause.
Last night's episode of South Park was highly offensive and insensitive. Britney Spears shoots herself in the head! Then the media's commentary as she's wheeled into the ambulance and the guy's commentary when she's performing in the studio (at the end of the clip) is spot on!
I was pretty offended until the record exec said what he did at the end. That made me laugh. And... maybe I shouldn't be so offended now that Brit Brit's getting her life back on track?
When Lindsay Lohan was going out with Calum Best there was a sex tape scandal. Check out Lindsay Lohan giving a blow job...
Check out this "sneak peak" of a hyped up, overpriced photospread.
I can't post a single more picture without the dramz (haven't seen any either). J. Lo will hit newsstands tomorrow. People is promising 12 pages of the bestest damn baby spread ever! They're only paying J.Lo and Marc $6 million.
Jennifer really looks hot on the cover. I can't wait to see more of these kids. If you thought Kimora Lee Simmons kids were brats, we ain't see nuttin' yet.
Cutie patooties. I don't know how to spell patooty and I'm proud. :)
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