March 2008 News Archive (Page 9)

Over the past couple weeks I've been all happy about Jamie Spears being the conservator and trying to get Britney back on the right path. Now, I'm not so sure about that. I'm all about making sure her weave looks good and practicing good hygiene, but it's a bit weird when your dad makes sure you're wearing panties before you leave the house!

Jamie Spears, who is in charge of his daughter's affairs, is fed up with the Toxic star's revealing clothing �" and wants to ensure her pantyless flashing days are behind her. A source said: "Jamie makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out." The singer's assistant, Brett, also reportedly reminds the pop wreck to wear underwear and a bra. The source added to the National Enquirer: "Britney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if she's falling out of her top."

This is like some Papa Joe Simpson type shit! Well, sorta. Jamie is taking it a little too far making sure Brit wears underwear, and he's screwing the paps out of some good money shots.

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The photos are being shopped around by one of Kristin's ex-boyfriends and that the pics are from 5 years ago. Kristin's rep has seen one of the pics and said it's not Kristin Davis telling TMZ "There is no sex tape." Well the chick slobbing this dudes knob definitely looks like Kristin from those angles. Charlotte York would never have a bush that out of control!

Even though Simon Cowell can be a complete asshole most of the time he actually does have a heart and a little bit of emotions. Simon announced on Oprah Winfrey's Big Give show on Monday that he gave $162,000 to the family of 3 year old girl diagnosed with cancer. The family drives over 100 miles every day for their daughter, Madelaine, to receive treatment.

"It's a very basic story of a normal family whose daughter got very ill, and they had some financial problems which was relatively easy for me to sort out," Cowell explained to Extra. On the show, he told Winfrey that he "credits her" for teaching him to be a do-gooder. Said Cowell, "I never knew that doing good could feel so good."

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I'm not sure what the hell is going on here and I guess we won't find out till March 20, so I'm going to take my own stab at it. I think Tiger decided Golf just isn't his thing anymore and since he's missing out on the ladies he's going into Gynecology. What better way to keep some up close action with vagina! His first patient? Paris Hilton. The only thing that will keep him herpes free, is a damn space suit.

It looks like there's relationship issues with Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby daddy Casey Aldridge. Sources say Jamie Lynn hasn't wanted to be around Casey and the relationship isn't over yet, but momma Lynn Spears is trying to keep her daughters prego image good.

"Lynne feels the public, especially younger crowds, needs to see that Jamie is working things out with Casey," the source continued â€" although it should be noted the two haven't been seen together in public in over a month. Additionally, Jamie Lynn has been given free rein to set up her nursery. She has moved out of her bedroom in the family's Kentwood, La., estate and set up the nursery with "lots of baby stuff and toys" in there. Meanwhile, she has moved into a smaller room next door. There is a rumor that the baby's sex is known, but is not being shared.

Lynn quit trying to make your daughters look like little angels when they're not. Jamie Lynn has enough shit on her plate being a knocked up teen, and I'm hoping Lynn isn't trying to keep her and Casey together just for the public.

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Radar magazine is claiming Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are being recruited into the freak religion Scientology, but slick Willie says it's not true. Thank God! He needs to stay as far away from that Xenu crap as possible! Here's what Will said about the Scientology rumors:

You don't have to be Jewish to be a friend of Steven Spielberg. You don't have to be a Muslim to be a friend of Muhammad Ali. And you don't have to be a Scientologist to be a friend of Tom Cruise," Smith tells us. "I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths."

Just because you're friends with Tom Cruise doesn't mean you'll be couch jumping and hiding your children for months at a time. Will, I'll always love you as long as you don't get on the Xenu train.

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Anthony Minghella, the Oscar-winning director of "The English Patient," "The Talented Mr. Ripley" and "Cold Mountain" has died. He was 54. His death was confirmed Tuesday by his agent, but no other details were not immediately available. Minghella was recently in Botswana filming an adaptation of Alexander McCall Smith's novel "The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency." The show was set to air on British television this week.

He was a great director, RIP Anthony Minghella.

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Lindsay Lohan's friends have been worried about the people she's been hanging out with since she got out of Rehab but now they have more reason to worry. Lindsay's pal Jeremy Geffen was arrested over the weekend on sexual assault charges!

People close to the troubled actress warned her against hanging out with music manager Jeremy Geffen - no relation to David - and they had reason to be worried. Over the weekend, the Los Angeles Times reports, Geffen was arrested by the LAPD as a suspect in three sexual assaults involving two 16-year-old girls. Geffen, 35, whose bail was set at $1.11 million, was arraigned yesterday on felony charges that he assaulted the two in 2006 and 2007. "We knew he was bad news," a Lohan friend told us, "and now we have proof."

Somebody needs to chop his dick off, fry it in a skillet and feed it back to him. Screw the prison crap, I go for pure pain!

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My least favorite ugly ass bitch remains just that - an ugly ass bitch! This Amy Winehouse infection picture made me nauseous and queasy so I had to post, even on my day off.

Amy is suffering from a skin infection named impetigo.

However, the rash, which she has reportedly been taking antibiotics to clear up, does not appear to be healing.

And in general, Amy's health appears to have deteriorated since her comeback Grammys performance, with her once healthy-looking skin now appears scabby, and blemished.

Send this whore to Beverly Hills so the celebrity plastic surgeons can look at her. Amy looks so bad right now, like pills and creams won't work and her only salvation is a scalpel.

I hope she gets better soon, and not for Amy's benefit, for my own! Because I'm scared. Can't someone put some impetigo medication in crack so she can put it in her pipe? Is Amy Wino honestly taking her antibiotics? How effective are antibiotics on a crackhead anyway? Bitch may just be refusing to swallow any pills that won't get her high.

Miley Cyrus seems to be on her way to Britney and Lindsay stardom with her whore pics and cheesy videos that hit the net. Obviously a fan seems to think Miley is going down the same route when he called her Britney Spears the other night. As you can tell, Miley wasn't exactly thrilled to be cast in the train wreck spotlight.