Monthly Archives: April 2008

Amy Smart Topless Nipple Tape

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Amy Smart is topless with nipple tape while shooting the movie Crank 2.

Now tell me that dude doesn’t have the best job in the world. How can you go wrong with playing with nipples all day? I wonder if Amy Smart‘s helper guy is J.Lo’s old nipple tweaker too.

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David Blaine Sets New World Record On The Oprah Winfrey Show

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Magician David Blaine set a new world record today live on the Oprah Winfrey Show by holding his breath for 17 minutes and 4 seconds under water. That’s insane!

The audience cheered as the 35-year-old was pulled from a water-filled sphere by divers after he broke the previous record of 16 minutes and 32 seconds (set in February by Switzerland’s Peter Colat). Blaine inhaled pure oxygen through a mask before the stunt to fill his blood with oxygen, which is permitted under the rules set by Guinness World Records. He told Winfrey the record was “a lifelong dream.”

Today It’s Tyra Banks Show Day!

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That’s right folks, today is Tyra Banks Show day! In honor of Tyra celebrating her 500th episode, NYC’s Mayor Bloomberg decided to give Tyra her own day. Tyra and Bloomie also planted a tree together which Tyra named ‘Model Oak’ as part of the mayor’s plan to plant 1 million trees in the city.

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Jennifer Lopez’s New TLC Series Won’t Feature Her Husband Or Kids

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Marc Anthony looks like a ghost

J.Lo’s new reality show which I guess isn’t a reality show, will not feature her husband skeletor or her two kids Max and Emme. It’s still following J.Lo going though the creation and launch of her new slut spray, but that’s about all we’re gonna get. This show is gonna be craptacular.

The recent show Jennifer Lopez plans to produce for TLC is not a reality show,” Fields said in a statement. “It’s a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life.” The series is currently in production. No air date has been revealed, but Fields says it will be this year.

She doesn’t want us to see her normal home life because then she would have to take Marc and the kids off of their leashes, and out of their cages more often.

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Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz To Star In Newlyweds Part 2?

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are rumored to star in another Newlyweds show on MTV, following in big sis Jessica’s footsteps to divorce. Pappa Joe Simpson is reportedly behind the whole idea and thinks it will make Ashlee more of a star. None of the celeb couples that go on these shows end up staying together! 

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He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect.” The pair are set to marry later this year, and already have a baby on the way, but reps for both Ashlee and Pete insist that they are not set to appear in Newlyweds.

Uh hello? She had her own damn reality show on MTV a couple years ago and it really didn’t help. I think Pete is odd looking and wouldn’t be able to handle watching him for a full half hour on TV. I’d rather watch my dog lick its balls.

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Kate Hudson Tops 100 Most Beautiful People List

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Kate Hudson takes the cover and the top of the list for People Magazines 100 most beautiful people issue which hits stands on Friday. In the issue Kate talks about growing up as a tomboy but still having her girly side.

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“I was a tomboy. I had three brothers. I was the girl with the dress on that always came back in the house filthy with scrapes and bruises. But I was always very girly. I had to be able to twirl so that my underwear showed.”

Her best time for looking good, she says, comes “at the end of the night, when everything’s soaked in and I’m still up. I like the leftover makeup in the morning. You’ve got to wash your face but there’s always the leftover eye makeup, I love that.”

I like the left over eye makeup as long as I didn’t totally whore up my look the night before. Actually, left over sex makeup is way sexier. ;)

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Paula Abdul’s Odd Critique On American Idol

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WTF was Paula Abdul on during her critique of Jason Castro’s song last night? Pill poppin’ Paula gave Jason critiques on two songs when he had only sang one. Things were switched up last night on Idol with each person singing two songs each but the judges didn’t get to critique until all contestants finished their first song. She said she wasn’t used to having to write things down fast enough and that’s what got her confused.

I don’t believe that crap at all. Paula was seen earlier that day leaving Maggiano’s and sources say she had at least one martini while she was there. Paula obviously had a lot more than one drink before the Idol show last night! She sounds like she popped a couple Xanax or Vicodin!

Nicole Scherzinger and Simon Cowell

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Lindsay Lohan Teams Up With Snoop Dogg On New Album

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Are you ready for your ears to bleed? Lindsay Lohan is working on a new album but has switched to Motown records. Lindsay has collaborated with Snoop Dogg and producers like Timbaland hoping to come out with a album worth listening to.

Among her collaborators is Snoop Dogg, who has cut a track with Lindsay that insiders say sounds “amazing.” UMG is sparing no expense on this recording, bringing in all the usual suspects like Timbaland and Pharrell to make a good record for the rehabbed and revived Lindsay. 

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Lindsay needs all the help she can get making an album cause her last one sucked!source

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Jason Wahler Denies Lauren Conrad Sex Tape

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Jason Wahler is putting himself back in the public eye after coming out to deny he has a sex tape with Lauren Conrad. I thought this sex tape scandal was over? Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were on the Tyra Banks show Tuesday and are still claiming there's a Lauren/Jason sex tape.

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"I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist. Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention. Lauren is my friend, and it is insulting to her to suggest this." On Tuesday's Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, "I know for 100 percent fact it did exist â€" 1000%!"

Spencer and Heidi are desperate to keep the attention on themselves, so they feel the need to keep coming up with 2 year old bullshit to stay in the lime light. Somebody take these two hostage already!

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Benji Madden Wrote A Love Song For Paris Hilton

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Benji Madden has put Paris’ pussy on a pedestal.. Say that fast 3 times! Benji is so head over heels for Paris that he even wrote a song for her. Awww, I’m gonna puke.

He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio,” Hilton, 27, said Monday night at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet. “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me. He’s my best friend, he’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”

I think ‘Shine your Light’ is actually code for take some Valtrex for your swelled up herpes infected vagina. The song probably isn’t even about Paris she’s just so full of herself that she believes it is. This relationship needs to end for my own personal health. I can’t handle the nausea I get when I hear about these two any more!source

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