Britney Spears Has a 10 p.m. Curfew

Good Lord!

Papa Spears has given Britney a 10 p.m. curfew. That means no shopping at 2 a.m., filling up the gas tank, clubbin' in a pink wig, running red lights, getting flat tires, flashing her vag, getting outta her car to take pics of some wall, and sucking lollipops on the balcony with Adnan. What's a former trainwreck to do! This detox must be killing her. But that's not all. Jamie Spears is even worse.

Jamie's also monitoring his little girl's medication schedule, phone calls, her visits with her sons and at-home therapy sessions. And just as getting good grades in a normal house means getting to stay out till all hours on prom night, behaving in Britney's house means trips to Dominick's, text messages with Alli Sims and all the dance rehearsals she can handle.

There's a reason why the freelance stalkerazzi are seeking out temp work. Per Jamie's orders, Britney stays inside for the most part and, when she does go out, she's flanked by at least two beefy bodyguards and an assistant, while her outdoor activity is limited to climbing in and out of her chauffeured Escalade.

Remember Papa Spears has also given Britney a $2,500/week allowance.

It will be very interesting to find out what Brit Brit does once Jamie's conservator/ dictatorship ends. I say Britney may not talk to him, she'll start hooking up with guys left and right to make up for lost time, and only then will we know if she's truly rehabilitated. 10 p.m.? Ouch!

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