People Think Jennifer Love Hewitt is Pregnant - Again

Jennifer Love Hewitt's rep just issued a statement denying that Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant! :) Bitch, that's what you get for flaunting those child bearing hips and claiming you're a size 2. Maybe it's just me, but when your hips are nearly 3 feet wide, the last thing you should wear is a puffy dress, then put your hands on those things.

Jen's too fat for yellow. And no, I'm not calling her fat, I'm just sayin' she's too fat to pretend like she has options. When you can't walk outside without a pregnancy rumor starting, maybe it's time to embrace the black, or get a new stylist. But if Jenny won't cover up her fivehead, we shouldn't expect her to wear something slimming, either.