Jason Davis Lost Weight, But I Wanna Know Why He Has a Straw in his Starbucks Lid
April 3rd, 2008
So, Jason Davis aka “Gummy Bear” lost, like, lots and lots of weight. 
He may have had a good pull and tuck via Gastric Bypass or some band thingy inserted around his waist or sumthin’ or other. He couldn’t have naturally lost that much weight so quickly. That’s not really in question, well, it’s not interesting to me. I wanna know what’s in his Starbucks cup and why he has a straw in the little hole where you’re supposed to put your lips. That’s not going green a-hole, save the straws!
