Paris Hilton Says Kim Kardashian Has Cottage Cheese Ass

Paris Hilton was on KLUC-FM in Vegas yesterday morning for the Chet Buchanan and the Morning Zoo show and was asked if she would rather have Jessica Simpson's boobs or Kim Kardashian's ass.

Paris called Kim's ass disgusting and said her butt looks like cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag.

I think it looks more like two midgets fighting in her pockets, but what do I know? Where does Paris get off talking about someone else's ass anyway? She looks like she's carrying two leaking water balloons on her butt. It's all droopy and there's no hump to it what so ever.

Paris later called Kim and apologized to her for saying her ass looked like cottage cheese so everything is cool now. Paris is still a wonk eyed walking herpe wart so it all works out.