I'm Really Confused, Heidi Montag "Rapping" on TRL Video

All you Heidi Montag haters can't sway me, horse face is still my girl. I still respect her hustle because she'll do anything to be famous, anything for a lil spotlight. She's delusional and I'm lovin' it. I'm eating it up like a pepperoni pizza and a side of buffalo wings at a house party. Heidi always brings some spice. I love ya, you dumb ass bitch!

Heidi rapping reminds me of my ex-boyfriends who'd be like, "Baby, I can rap. I'm a rapper!" So I'd say, 'That's great, hun. Gimme some freestyle.' Then they'd break into something so embarrassing and disgusting that I would have to cut off sex for a while. It would be that bad. Heidi's just like my exes. For some reason everyone believes they can freestyle when in reality it's actually quite difficult and you have to be intelligent, witty and fast! - All the traits Heidi's lacking.

Screw pop music. I want Heidi to release a rap album, and I want her to do it with Spencer Pratt!