Are Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Having Marriage Problems?

In the new issue of In Touch magazine, they claim that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be heading to splitsville. Apparently Katie is tired of being a Stepford wife and wants to be normal again. She should’ve known normalcy was going out the window just knowing Tom is a Scientologist. If she was smart, she would have gone into protective custody after freak boy was jumping on Oprah’s couch professing his love for ‘Kate’.
As the three-year anniversary of her first date with movie star Cruise looms on April 29, sources claim the actress is tired of dressing up as Mrs. Cruise and playing the perfect wife in public. “Of course Katie still loves him (Tom), but she does often feel like the little wife that has to sit there quietly and smile serenely at everything he says.”
But her representative insists all talk of a broken marriage and an unhappy Holmes is ridiculous. A spokeswoman says, “She and her husband enjoy a close and loving relationship.”
It’s only a close relationship because Tom forces Katie to keep her thumb up his ass on a daily basis. Ever since they got together she hasn’t been as bubbly as she used to be and it looks like Tom wants her to have the same hair cut as him. Girl, run for the hills while you can!



