Paris Hilton's Pet Grooming Show

Paris Hilton is going to host a TV show in the UK for pet grooming. Since Paris owns about 17 dogs, the British must think she knows a thing or two about dog grooming. All she knows is how to put their little shitty paws through some holes in a dog jacket and parade them around like their babies.

The 27-year-old socialite has reportedly signed a deal with Britain's Living TV television channel to star in ‘Paris' Pooches', in which she will manage a beauty parlor for dogs in Bond Street, London.

"The shop is perfect for Paris. It's a subject she's passionate about and it's a way for her to break into UK TV. Watching Paris act out her Los Angeles lifestyle, in which tiaras for Chihuahuas are of real importance, should be very entertaining. And she will no doubt be hitting the clubs and parties over here in the same way she does back home."

All I can imagine Paris doing on this show is giving these dogs mohawks and dying their fur pink. I'm just hoping she gets attacked and mangled in the first episode!

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