First off, let me thank Joy for helping me out yesterday... Thank you Joy!!! I had a total cluster fuck of a day, that I didn't expect! I saw these pics just before I went on my afternoon adventure to throw down with a bank manager (I'm still angry.. haha) and I couldn't help but post them this morning. I'm sorry, but when you look like you're taking part in a Smurf village gang bang, you've gotta be made fun of. These are pics of Jessica Simpson at Tony Romo's birthday bash but it seriously looks like Smurf porn to me... That's just because I'm a total pervert and sick in the mind. Who isn't?

Jessica: Hey baby, check out this thick chunk of Smurf sperm on my cheek!

Tony: Wait, you got a little bit on your chin, lemme put that in yo mouth.

Tony: Oh wait a minute, I'll just lick it off for ya. Smurf Juice... just like blueberries! ;)

Jessica: Look! Papa Smurf's lover even took part in the gang bang!