Dave Chappelle 2.0, That’s So Raven’s Orlando Brown Takes Crackhead Vacation

Orlando Brown of TV’s That’s So Raven, who worried friends and family after he disappeared Tuesday morning, has turned up, saying he simply “needed to be alone.”
In a statement, Brown, 20, thanked fans for their support and apologized for not informing anyone of his whereabouts for over 24 hours.
Brown, who is a musician as well as an actor, said he dropped out of sight after a problem last week involving a scheduled performance at Club Tattoo in Los Angeles. After he incident, the statement said, he “felt a little lost and needed to get away.”
“It got a bit overwhelming and I needed to be alone,” he said.
Brown reportedly left his manager’s house around 10:20 a.m. Tuesday to make a quick trip to 7-Eleven and had not been seen until Wednesday night.
I dunno about you, but this story makes me so jealous! I wanna get fake kidnapped, or slut-napped (in my case) to find out who cares. It’s a foolproof method to discover who you should be buying drinks for at the bar and lending an ear to in a time of need.
Some of your “friends” would party on like Mary-Kate did after Heath Ledger died, while others like Lindsay Lohan would be seen crying on the street after hearing the sad news.
Orlando was showered with concern and love from his fans. So sweet. Now I wanna know about this crackhead vacation he “needed to” take. You know that’s what he was doing. It was a gang bang like Snarky said, or he was on a 24-hour bender. That’s the only way soul-searching works. You reach epiphanies when you don’t have enough functioning brain cells to form the little voices in your head to remind you that yes, you are indeed an idiot and pissing off Disney is not the means to a solution.



