Tony Romo Doesn’t Like Papa Joe, Uses Jessica Simpson For Sex

April 24th, 2008 - Typed by Joy A

The source also shared a revelation about the Mexico trip that Jessica and Tony took with his teammates in January, before the NFL playoffs. “Everybody agreed to tell no one about the trip,” says the source. “On the day they were flying out, who shows up? Joe Simpson. Tony and the other guys thought it was weird.”

The private vacation became very public when photos of the group appeared in magazines. Tony, says the source, recently came to the conclusion that Joe tipped off the paparazzi! Friends say the whole situation destroyed any hope Tony may have had of ever taking Jessica seriously.

“Tony says they are just friends with benefits,” says the source. “The sex is good, but he doesn’t see it going anywhere.”

As far as Tony considering Jessica “friends with benefits,” that’s why I like Jess. Bitch is retarded when it comes to men, just like me. There’s no way Tony wants to commit to her bimbo, “I hate football!” ass. They’ll be over within a few months, or maybe he’s just waiting until football season so he can dump her just like he did to Carrie Underwood.

Dumping a ho before you hit the road is the new black. That’s why Kanye dumped Alexis. Tony’s no different.

Jess should totally call Star Jones’ gay ex husband, Al. That could be her longest relationship with a member of the opposite sex. Jessica’s mismatched choices in men have her lookin’ like the new Jennifer can’t-keep-a-man Aniston and I can’t wait to find out what douche she’ll start dating next.

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