Archive for April 29th, 2008

It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin

April 29th, 2008

Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan lotion on his daughter Brooke’s ass cheeks.Photo of It Puts The Lotion On Its SkinPhoto of It Puts The Lotion On Its SkinThis is nasty on so many levels! It’s one thing to put some ointment on her butt when she’s 1, but the ho is old! You already banged her friend, back up!

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Gwyneth Paltrow vs. a coffee table, who wore it best? CK
Cheri O’teri’s father was murdered! CS
Tom Cruise has a hold of Oprah and isn’t letting go! AB
New posters for the upcoming Batman Movie! WIMB
Another reason to hate Heidi & Spencer RR
Ex-Governor Spitzer’s whore is suing Girls Gone Wild GB
Lindsay Lohan and her lez girlfriend Sam get their nails did DS
Guess the celebrity MILF ass! ND
The Hills recap in case you missed it! IBBB
Rachel Hunter’s dogs have a mansion PB
Britney Spears has reduced her wardrobe to towels GTS
Will Cristian de la Fuente’s injury keep him off DWTS the rest of the season? CD
A wonky Paris Hilton moment for the day CP


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Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Footage

April 29th, 2008

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You knew it wouldn’t be long before someone had a clip of the Jimi Hendrix sex tape on the net! Click the link below to get a taste of Jimi’s action.
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Britney Spears Coming Back To How I Met Your Mother

April 29th, 2008

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It’s on like Donkey Kong y’all! Britney is definitely making another appearance on How I Met Your Mother in about two weeks. Brit made her way to the Fox studios for a table reading after a quick stop at Starbucks for her daily frap. Hopefully we’ll get more shopping and sex talk!

Spears first appeared on the show in late March playing a receptionist named Abby and will return to the role in an episode titled “Everything Must Go” airing May 12. In the episode, Spears and Barney (Neil Patrick Harris’s character) taunt Ted, played by Josh Radnor, with their “relationship.” Barney, who is desperate for a response from Abby pops her a shocking question.

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CSI’s Gary Dourdan Arrested For Drug Possession

April 29th, 2008

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“CSI’s” Gary Dourdan was busted in Palm Springs yesterday on suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the actor was asleep in his car at 5:21 AM when they approached the vehicle and made the bust.We’re told Dourdan was taken to Palm Springs jail where he posted $5,000 and bailed out.

I’m confused on the ’suspicion of possessing’ all those drugs cause either he had them or not! Sounds like he was having his own little bender party in his car. See that mug shot? That’s exactly how I look in the morning… Be glad you don’t sleep with me.

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Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Being Released

April 29th, 2008

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According to Vivid Entertainment, the film, which has no audio, allegedly shows Hendrix having sex with two women in a dimly-lit bedroom, the Times reports.Vivid, which has also released sex tapes featuring Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee and Kim Kardashian, among others, says that the tape is authentic, and will be offered for sale in stores and for download Online.

“I believe that we did our due diligence, and as a result of that clearly believe that it’s him,” said Steven Hirsch, Vivid’s co-chairman told the Times. “If they said that it wasn’t him, I would never have put it out.”Some who knew Hendrix, who died of a drug overdose in 1970 at the age of 27, disagree. Kathy Etchingham, one of his girlfriends from the 1960s, says the man in the film couldn’t be Hendrix. “He would never have allowed anyone to see that,” she told the Times. “In private he was very shy and would cover up.”

Bow chicka wa wow! If Jimi can fondle a woman’s naughty spot like he fondles a guitar, I gotta see it! Actually, I just wanna see it cause I love old 70’s style porn. The orange and yellow decor and all that hair down there is so hot!

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Video - Cristian de la Fuente Injured On Dancing With The Stars

April 29th, 2008

In case you missed last night’s Dancing with the Stars, Cheryl Burke and her partner Cristian de la Fuente had a couple issues. Poor Cristian got a serious muscle cramp in his arm and couldn’t dip Cheryl correctly which resulted in her just laying there on the ground. The bitch had the audacity to put her hand up for Cristian to help her off the floor, but he was gimpy! Get your own ass off the floor Cheryl!


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The Hills Chicks Grace The Cover Of Rolling Stone

April 29th, 2008

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Audrina, Lauren and Whitney all look super cute, but Heidi is trying SO hard to look sexy that she totally fugs that picture up.

She’s trying to stick out an ass she doesn’t even have. Well she does have one, but he’s not part of the photo. I knew Lauren and Audrina had some fake bake going on but they look 10 times more orange next to Whitney and the slut bag on the other end. Tone it down girls, you’re starting to look like walking carrots!


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Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Music Video

April 29th, 2008

Here’s Scarlett Johansson covering the Tom Waits song ‘Falling Down’. I’m sorry, I love Scarlett but the girl sounds like an injured moose! Don’t quit your day job Scar Jo.


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