April 2008 News Archive (Page 11)

Kobe Bryant's Kids Are On The Campaign Trail

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Aw, how cute is this! Kobe Bryant's daughters Natalia and Gianna are holding up signs pimping out their dad for MVP at a Lakers game. I bet the other side is a special note from his wife Vanessa that says, 'You fuck around again and I'll take everything!' A big diamond ring doesn't get you off the hook for cheating but obviously she's a money whore, so it's o.k. with her.

Britney Spears May Release Personal Video Diaries

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Britney Spears is reportedly threatening to release her own personal video diaries of her problems she's gone through in the past six months. Brit may put the videos on the net (hello Youtube!) or through MTV. On the videos Britney talks about her past with Justin Timberlake and her rivalry with Christina Aguilera. Oooh yeah! Just when you thought it was safe to step off of the Britney Spears crazy train, she throws more coals on the fire!

"Britney's video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite. Her high-profile friends and exes - including Justin - knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy.If she does decide to go public with the footage, it'll be explosive. Although some of it is really sad to watch - especially the parts where she's close to breakdown - others are dynamite. Not surprisingly both JT and Kevin Federline are terrified the material will end up all over the net. Or, even worse, Britney will agree to another MTV documentary, and release some of the footage through official channels."

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Jennifer Aniston Installs $300,000 Nursery For Her Future Adoption

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Jennifer Aniston isn't dicking around when it comes to getting a nursery ready for her upcoming adoption. She has already installed a $300,000 nursery in her home and plans to adopt a baby in LA. What?!? You're not going to adopt from a third world country like the rest of Hollywood? She obviously doesn't want to be part of the 'in' crowd.

A source close to the unlucky in love former ‘Friends' actress claims she has chosen a baby boy from an adoption agency based in LA. The insider said: "She's now decided to find a baby in LA and she likes the name Alexander, which means ‘defender of men' in Greek. It's a family name �" her younger half brother is called Alex."

The 39-year-old former wife of Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt installed the luxury nursery inside her $15 million Beverly Hills mansion, which is also said to include two children's bedrooms, a nanny suite and a playroom.

I don't think Jenn will get a baby boy to have a son, I think she's gonna raise him to be her husband. That bitch holds on to a man about as long as a chihuahua can hold its poop.

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Jennifer Lopez's Post Baby Hawtness

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Jennifer Lopez shows off a shining smile and a slim figure while out with her leading man, Marc Anthony, Monday at celebrity favorite, New York's Waverly Inn.

J.Lo is doing a kick ass job of getting rid of that twin baby weight! She's looking hawt in that yellow get up. Work it, girl! Marc Anthony on the other hand still looks like Skeletor with a bit of pimp action going on in those sunglasses. He could use some fat injections in his face.

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Pete Wentz Denies Ashlee Simpson's Pregnant

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Hours after two different magazines claimed they are expecting a child, Pete Wentz sent an email to MTV news denying the knock up. Eyeliner boy thinks we're all on a witch hunt for a prego bitch just cause they're engaged.

"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood . . I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it." In a separate e-mail, MTV News said it asked Wentz if he was denying reports of Simpson's pregnancy. He answered: "Yeah."

He may be denying the reports but that doesn't mean she's not knocked up. Most of the time celebs don't admit they're pregnant until about 4 months into it, when they're pretty much out of the danger zone. I still think we'll see an emo baby from these two by the end of the year!

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Bret Michaels Isn't Sure He Found Love

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Bret Michaels is already on the publicity road and is currently whoring out the first season of Rock of Love on DVD and talking about his adventures for love through two seasons. Get ready for another season because it's sounds like Ambre isn't the one he's looking for.

Michaels: I found someone who is really nice and cool and gets rock 'n' roll. We can see when it goes from here.

Bret says Season 1 winner Jess was only in it for the publicity and didn't expect her to be such a bitch when they reunited.

Michaels: When she came back from the show, she was cold as ice and angry. I put her on the spot. I said, "Listen, if it is for show, why would I be inviting you to dinner?" At the reunion, they never showed this, but I said, "How long have you been with your boyfriend?" Her boyfriend and her sell shirts in Chicago. Maybe you should ask her who is for show. I thought she was a pretty girl and intelligent and funny. All the other girls told me she has a boyfriend who sells shirts in Chicago and that was the shirt she was wearing the whole show.

Get ready more Bret Michaels reality! He's working on another reality show about rockers, and is there gonna be a season 3 for Rock of Love?

Michaels: I don't know . . . We are looking to do a show called "Bret Michaels Big Rock Road Show" which is just rockers gone wild on the road. I never say never. Right now I am not mentally there. I am having fun doing it and I am thankful to the fans that made the show number one. The girls made the show great.

And the mother load of all questions... What the hell is under that bandanna?

Michaels: My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer. I do the show without it on all the time and they won't film me. They are like, "Put your bandanna back on. It is your image." It is my signature thing.

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Christina Ricci's Sexy BlackBook Magazine Photo Spread

Christina Ricci's pulling off the 'fuck me' look in a serious way. She's looking hotter than ever in this photo spread in Blackbook Magazine which hits news stands April 21st.

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Heidi Montag's Heidiwood Fashion Line

Here's some pics of Heidi Montag and some cheap lookalike hos at her 'Heidiwood for Anchor Blue' fashion show Friday night at Hollywood and Highland shopping center. Man, that chin really sticks out on the runway doesn't it!

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt kissing

It's a bit stale and slutty if you ask me. I know you didn't ask me but I wanted to tell you anyway... It sucks! Stick to working on your cat screaming that you call singing and drop an album. It's just retarded to release a fashion line right after Lauren Conrad. Surely sounds desperate for D-list spotlight attention!

Michael Lohan Wants To Reopen Divorce Case Against Dina Lohan

As if we don't hear enough about the Lohans as it is, Michael Lohan wants to reopen the divorce case against white Oprah ex-wife Dina. Michael feels he gave up enough crap to Dina and she's not even making an attempt to have the kids see Michael's parents. Michael's mother was in a car accident on Easter and his father is gravely ill also.

"I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them," Michael tells the New York Daily News newspaper.Micheal claims Lindsay's grandparents also haven't seen their granddaughter "even though my father is dying, and my mother was in a car accident on Easter. [Dina] told me, ‘It's up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents,'" he adds. "But she's made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen."

Whatever Michael, you're just finding a reason to get your name back in the media. You're as much of an attention whore as Dina, and your kids have all learned well from it too. They're all on a path to destruction and you two are the ones bringing it on. Congrats on being crappiest parents of the year. :)

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Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape Sells For $1.5 Million


A Marilyn Monroe sex tape has been purchased by a New York business man for $1.5 million. Is some grainy 16 mm footage of Marilyn Monroe giving head worth that much? Is any chick giving some dude a blow job worth that much? I think not, but more power to him!

The footage appears to have been shot in the 1950s. When it came to light in the mid-'60s, then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents spend two weeks futilely trying to prove that Monroe's sex partner was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews, Morgan said.

The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot. He never moves into the shot, indicating that he knew the camera was there, but Monroe never looks at the lens, said Morgan, who saw the footage.

Bruising her knees for a movie role or was it really JFK or his bro Bobby? Did they do it on a grassy knoll too? My conspiracy theories are just running through my mind again. The man who purchased the video doesn't plan on letting it out to the public, so were just gonna have to use our imagination on this one.

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