Ashlee Simpson is knocked up by her Fall Out Boy fiancé Pete Wentz, so expect a baby with eyeliner and an emo hair cut to pop out of her in a few months.
The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28. Simpson and the Fall Out Boy frontman announced their engagement Wednesday."We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple, beyond that there is nothing to say." Simpson's rep had no comment.
I bet papa Joe Simpson is just thrilled his baby girl is knocked up by a guy that likes to make out with other dudes!
Last night was the finale for Rock of Love 2 and it was all the bitchiness and terrible hair weave drama that I expected it to be. Ambre seriously stepped up her game down in Cancun by practically humping Bret while massaging him during their day date, and announcing she wasn't wearing any underwear later at dinner. Daisy on the other hand couldn't handle their afternoon date on the boat and blew chunks everywhere. Nice.. Right when I'm eating my Taco Bell. :(
Muppet girl Daisy has no idea what she wants to do in life but you know Bret's all about banging her so she gets her groove on with him too. I think that's the only reason he kept her plastic ass around. He knew she'd give it up whenever he wanted. He's such a man whore but what do you expect from an 80's rock band star? He's gotta try to get back in the game.In the end it was brains and no panties that won Bret's heart and he picked Ambre. I guarantee those two aren't together any more. He can't handle a chick 37 years old. She's a grandma compared to the groupie chicks he's been banging the last 20 years.
Next week is the reunion and it looks to be a serious stripper fight between Heather and Daisy! Pull that weave out, and bust the collagen outta Daisy's lips! Check out the video below for a preview of the bitch fight next Sunday night!
Ignatius Martin, Blanchett's fifth child with her writer-director husband Andrew Upton, was born Sunday at a Sydney hospital. He weighed 3.6 kilograms. In November, when she confirmed her pregnancy, Blanchett, 38, was informed of rumors that she was expecting a boy, prompting her to respond: "You know more than me. It's early days yet. It's due in April!"
That's a lot of testosterone in one household! She needs to adopt a couple girls to even it all out. What kind of frickin name is Ignatius? Sounds like someone is watching too many Gladiator type movies. ;) Congrats Cate!
Amy Winehouse, who has been using a piss lotion on her face for her fugged up skin condition, is still up to her old crack head ways. Amy was at a party last week doing line after line of coke, complaining she's gonna lose her looks because of it and possibly her hubby Blake too.
After shovelling cocaine up her nose, Amy, 24, wailed at guests: "I've been told I'll lose my looks over this�"but I can't give it up!" She's also worried that Blake Fielder-Civil, her man behind bars at Pentonville, will dump her once he sees her pock-marked complexion.
Back at the party, Amy moaned: "I'm told my scars might never heal. My dermatologist says it's a result of the drugs and it could spread to other parts of my body if I don't quit.What will I do if I lose my looks? Blake will never love me like that."
Blake and her looks are the only things she can lose at this point. Her dignity went out the window when the crack video hit the internet. My question is, what looks does she have to lose?
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline may be working on getting back together, as they recently took a mini vacation together and Brit hooked Kevin up with a $150,000 watch for his birthday. Seriously? Kevin must have a penis made of gold if Britney wants to work things out and try to get back together! Britney's parents seem thrilled that the two are working things out.
Spears' dad Jamie �" who has control over the pop princess' affairs �" was in favor of the trip. "He personally approved the mini-vacation and birthday present purchases," says a source close to the family."There is nothing more he and Brit's mom Lynne would love than for her and Kevin to get back together. Kevin's whole attitude to his ex-wife has changed. He can see she is responding to treatment for her bipolar disorder, staying sober and trying to rebuild her life and career."
I'm all about these two getting back together cause it could turn into a 2nd season of their reality show Chaotic, which was trashtacular!
Eva Longoria is super sexy in these new Bebe Sport photos. They did a great job of editing her crossed eyes, and it looks like they added some thickness to her ass since the last Bebe pics of Eva came out a few months ago.
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If you wear this, you have no excuses left and don't be surprised when your date wants you to put out and try a few of your materials while he's at it. When you're wearing this many condoms, you won't have a good night's sleep. But this is the perfect attire for going on a vacation. :) It doesn't even look like a prom dress to begin with, you can wear it anywhere, like to church.
I wanna see a J.K. Rowling nip slip - CH
This headline is SO inappropriate!!! Crazy - AB
Mila Kunis sexy new lingerie pictures - ND
Who really doesn't like Britney Spears to the point he sounds jealous? - CS
The pussy pees on the red carpet - RR
Kim Kardashian looking HUGE! - DD
OMFG video hotness - SOW
Do you know where her finger has been? - PB
What is going on here? - WIMB
Fergie wants people to leave her relationship alone - DS
Heather Mills has some bad karma. Will her next boyfriend beat her ass? - GB
Only the best damn America's Next Top Model recaps online - IBBB
Future lady killer! New pics of Phoenix Noah, Bumpshack's son - BS
Once upon, like, at least six months ago, I used to have a post every Friday titled 'Because He's Hot' where I'd try to think of someone I want to have unprotected dry sex with (that's not cheating, mmmkay), and write about him.
This may sound simple, but it was occasionally a daunting task. A hot guy is the difference between a hand job or a blow job, and sometimes these differences are subtle. Good eye candy is hard to find, especially when you're trying to give some big ups to the ones under the radar, preferably the up-and-comers.
For now, my 'because he's hot' posts have returned. So this week I'm choosing Jim Sturgess. Jim stars in 21, a hawt movie I saw last Saturday. I was so happy to watch this flick because it's a great movie, and Jim's absolutely adorable. He's also British - say no more! Plus he's got height, which I'm a sucker for. He's not a bad actor, and one of my aspiring actor friends told me he's the one belting it out in Across the Universe. The boy can sing? I'm sold! He also starred alongside Natalie Portman in The Other Boleyn Girl.
Jim, keep making movies. You're highly enjoyable. So. Damn. Humpable.
21 has been #1 at the box office the past 2 weeks, but in case you haven't seen the trailer, here it is.
* At the end of each 'because he's hot' post, I'll be reminding ya that if you have any suggestions on a blow job worthy male deserving a 'because he's hot' post, please click the "contact" tab at the top of this page, and you can email me! :0
Coldplay have released the official tracklisting for their new album.
Posted from Taormina in Scilly, the names of the ten tracks which will feature on 'Viva La Vida' have appeared on Coldplay.com.
The full tracklisting is:
'Life In Technicolor' 'Cemeteries Of London' 'Lost!' '42' 'Lovers In Japan/Reign Of Love' 'Yes' 'Viva La Vida' 'Violet Hill' 'Strawberry Swing' 'Death And All His Friends'
As previously reported, Coldplay's fourth album is set to be released on June 16 and is named after a painting by Mexican artist Frida Kahlo.
The band hinted at a single release before then but gave away no track names or dates.
They also implied they may be playing live soon, with a statement on the site declaring: "Depending on where you live we'll try a track or two before then (June 16)."
I'm damn excited because new music means new Coldplay concerts! :)
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