April 2008 News Archive (Page 13)

Bobby Brown is fuming with his ex-wife Whitney Houston because she won't sign off on a DVD release of the fallen R&B star's Being Bobby Brown reality TV show.

Houston, who appeared heavily in the series, and wasn't always portrayed in a good light, is refusing to give Brown the OK to cash in on DVD sales, and he insists that's eating heavily into his potential income.

He tells In Touch magazine, ‘Whitney blames the show for ruining her career and she won't sign off on the contract to release the DVD. There's a lot of money to be made, but, because she won't cooperate, we'll never see it. I have a serious problem with that because it affects my income.'"

What affects your income is that your lazy ass doesn't wanna get a job. Bobby has a lot of kids, and at his age he should really get it together already.

I was actually wondering why I haven't seen "Being Bobby Brown" DVDs anywhere. Now that I know, I support Ms. Houston. Bobby shoulda thought about all this before he started blaming her for everything to try to revive some frozen in time career and lost crack money with his book.

I totally wish he'd hook up with Amy Winehouse, though. Imagine that mess?

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TMZ is calling this man whore a "skeevy bastard." I'm callin' him clever and pretty damn good.

Some male slut is pretending that he's "Entourage" creator Doug Ellin so he can get laid!

He's apparently gotten good enough that a note went out to agents and actors last month warning folk.

One veteran manager tells TMZ that the fake Ellin called him back in 2006 wanting to meet a specific and very hot female client of his that very night for a role for the upcoming season of the show. "The guy knew more than enough about the show, and Mark Wahlberg, and particular members of the crew to convince me," says this manager.

We're told that he'd ask starlets if they'd be comfortable sleeping with another woman on camera, then whether they'd ever done that in real life �" and other very personal questions. A source says HBO hasn't tracked the guy down yet; the network had no comment.

Sounds like his cover is blown! Maybe he'll say he's behind another show, but it's gotta be hot and trendy and,... "Gossip Girl" perhaps? He's bound to become a pedophile if he tries to take ownership of that show. Regardless, I hope he gets busted.

tmz

Gets arrested for assaulting his wife.

Hey, if you think that headline's bad, I was considering going with, 'Ice Ice Bad Boy.' :-p

Robert Van Winkle, aka the first Eminem - Vanilla Ice, was arrested last night at his crib after an alleged fight with the wifey.

Ice's wife, Laura, called the cops and said that he pushed her. The Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies locked him up at 10:43 p.m. Eastern on a domestic battery charge.

Vanilla Ice is still in custody at Palm Beach County Jail. In most cases, people arrested for domestic violence are usually held over to see a judge. Looks like Mr. Van Winkle will spend a night in the pokey.

tmz

Let's reminisce...

You know you grew up in the '80s if:

You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE.

You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton

You know that 'WOAH' comes from Joey on 'Blossom'

You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.

You know the profound meaning of ' WAX ON , WAX OFF'

You wanted to be a Goonie.

You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us...head-to-toe)

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.

You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

You took lunch boxes to school...and traded Garbage Pailkids in the schoolyard.

You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

You still get the urge to say 'NOT' after every sentence.

You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.

After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying 'I know you are, but what am I?'

You remember 'I've fallen and I can't get up'

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.

You have ever played with a Skip-It.

You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.

You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.

You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool...and don't even flinch when people refer to them as 'NKOTB'

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on 'Saved By The Bell,' The ORIGINAL class.

You owned a bannana clip.

Thanks Cody!!! I had fun with these. So true! This was a pleasant surprise in my inbox. :)

* I gots no time to add linkage today. Dammit! :( We'll be poppin' tomorrow, though. :)

Ray J dated Houston - who is 17 years his senior - briefly in early 2007, while the I'm Every Woman star was going through her divorce from Brown.

And the 27-year-old singer has used a song on his new album All I Feel to taunt Brown, by insinuating his marriage to Houston failed as a result of his poor love-making techniques.

On the track Boyfriend, he sings, "Is that your wife, is that your shorty? Well I'm her boyfriend... I think the problem is you don't beat it right... Making love is cool, just pull her hair sometimes."

I dunno, Ray J ... beware of the crackhead! I could be talking about Bobby or Whitney. Heh.

All Ray J can do is try to parlay his way into Hollywood with an old sex tape. He's always gonna be on the D-List. If he wasn't, as a singer he would have made it forever ago. But that lil itty bitty thing called 'talent' is something he's lacking in spades. When he's not nude, he only generates minimal public interest. So he has to talk trash to get noticed. I want Bobby Brown to beat his ass down in da club! Ray J probably can't even afford security. Either can Bobby, but I doubt he needs it.

On why she's dating a 'nobody':

"It's tough seeing your guy hooking up with other girls (after breaking-up). I love creative people, but I think my balance is having someone who is more grounded and logical."

Seeing your ex screwing other people is equivalent to the shit we go through on myspace when you find out your ex is "In a Relationship" and there's all kinds of pics up of him and his new ho sucking face and traveling all over the world.

I can't imagine what people in Hollywood go through. That must be why entertainers always seem to go from one dick to the other so quickly? That's the best way to get over a breakup fo shiz.

gb

The 25th annual Pop Music American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers Awards were held last night at Hollywood's Kodak Theater.

My girl, Sara Bareilles
Justin picking up awards

Fergie Ferg

Nicole Richie looks good. I like her dress from the titties up, below that and it's a mess.

Mel B. and her hubby
Natasha Bedingfield

That subtly sexy siren who sings family-friendly fare is also an out-and-out conspiracy theorist who wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck and believes Tupac and Biggie Smalls were assassinated, their rivalries stoked by "the government and the media to stop another great black leader from existing."

In this issue's Blender magazine, Keys proves herself to be more Rev. Wright than Aretha, saying things like gangsta rap was a ploy by the government to "convince black people to kill each other."

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"Fly like a bird"

Fergie performs with Heart

Fergie and John Legend

The Beckhams