On Ashlee Simpson's engagement to Pete Wentz:
"My sister is overflowing with joy. Pete is an incredible soul. They naturally bring out the best in each other. I couldn't be happier."
All this mushy stuff is getting to be a bit much. Pete had some sweet lil quote about Ashlee that I posted the other day, now Jess says this shit? I'm seriously wanting to slowly force out one symbolic tear down the side of my right cheek.
By Hollywood standards, she's obese. Is it just me, or does Mischa Barton look like she's eaten one too many times this year? I see some light love handles, cellulite... meat, and worst of all, I can't count all of her ribs! Bitch is getting "fat!"
Now you know I'm just joking and I think Mischa looks hot. These pictures also make me wonder - is there a decline of skinny ass bitches in Hollywood? It's like female celebs are getting over the whole skeletor look e.g. Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Mary Kate Olsen, even Tara Reid doesn't look like she vacations at concentration camps. With the exception of a few, I think we may be on to something here...
Lookin' good, Mischa.
Ms. Lewis will perform her new hit single, "Bleeding Love," on Idol April 23!
Cowell discovered Lewis when she won X Factor, his Idol-like show in Great Britain. Her first album, Spirit, was released in the U.S. Tuesday. And get this�"Spirit will reportedly debut at No. 1 on the Billboard album chart., making her the first female Brit ever to launch at the top.
Good for her! :)
But I personally don't like Leona Lewis.
Yesterday morning Artie Lange stormed off of the Howard Stern show. And while some fans don't want to see him go, I am relieved! I've never liked Artie from day one. He sucks so bad! The show was much better before he came on the air, trying to be as funny as my Howie.
Howard Stern was finally left speechless yesterday after a brawl erupted inside his Sirius Satellite studio between his hard-partying sidekick Artie Lange and Lange's assistant, Teddy, which ended with Lange's quitting the show.
Stern was told they had been bickering and brought it up on air. When Teddy came in to defend himself, Lange snapped.
"He's a loser," yelled Lange. "He's the most unorganized assistant. I want to fire him, but he has no money. I hope he dies of AIDS."
Lange, who pays Teddy $24,000 a year for part-time work, then accused Teddy of embarrassing him in front of friends last week in LA when he called Bloomingdale's department store by its nickname, Bloomie's, and announced the store didn't have something in Lange's size.
"I think I hired a fag," said Lange. "I wanted to throw him out the window."
Lange then threw a cup of water at Teddy and lunged at him, throwing a punch that didn't land. Show writer Benjy Bronk jumped on Lange and held him back, while Ronnie "The Limo Driver" Mund burst in to get Teddy out of the studio.
Lange blamed Stern for the fight, saying that Stern "pushed" him to the breaking point and that he couldn't guarantee he wouldn't snap again in the future. He then told Stern he loved him and resigned."
Don't ever mention Bloomie's around the guy," Stern sighed.
One show insider says that the staff loves Lange and is "extremely upset" but that it's out of Stern's hands and that Sirius management will soon decide Lange's fate. The show is on a break next week.
Good riddens, a-hole! I hope Artie doesn't come back, and he owes Howard and all his fans a heart felt apology for flying off the handle like that.
A casual Jamie Lynn Spears does some post-birthday shopping around Kentwood, La., on Thursday.
I hope the mom to be gets married to Casey Aldridge. It's time for a younger, new Kevin Federline to break out on the scene. The chaos, the divorce, the messy custody battle! Bring it.
Ok, so I'm trying to figure out which side I'm on. Are these ads too sexual? Or is it not so bad?
It's a tough call. I think if I had a 13 year-old daughter, I wouldn't want her to see this ad. Ya, as if she hasn't already watched porn. But, I don't necessarily have a problem with it.
I think we're too conservative in the States. What I mean is, we're still teaching abstinence only programs in schools? There's nothing educational about not presenting all scenarios and informing students of their options. With all the censorship that goes on, there's a new rise in teenage pregnancy, 1 in every 4 girls has an STD... we're not innocent.
So if this ad can generate some dialogue about sex between kids and their parents, then great! BUT, this is a desperate ratings ploy and that's what makes me dislike the ad. "Gossip Girl" really isn't that sexy, nor should it be. This ad looks like a soft core porn cover. So I have to sound like a prude and call it what it is, it's unnecessary. I hate it. It sucks. Die CW, die!
Bobby Brown is fuming with his ex-wife Whitney Houston because she won't sign off on a DVD release of the fallen R&B star's Being Bobby Brown reality TV show.
Houston, who appeared heavily in the series, and wasn't always portrayed in a good light, is refusing to give Brown the OK to cash in on DVD sales, and he insists that's eating heavily into his potential income.
He tells In Touch magazine, ‘Whitney blames the show for ruining her career and she won't sign off on the contract to release the DVD. There's a lot of money to be made, but, because she won't cooperate, we'll never see it. I have a serious problem with that because it affects my income.'"
What affects your income is that your lazy ass doesn't wanna get a job. Bobby has a lot of kids, and at his age he should really get it together already.
I was actually wondering why I haven't seen "Being Bobby Brown" DVDs anywhere. Now that I know, I support Ms. Houston. Bobby shoulda thought about all this before he started blaming her for everything to try to revive some frozen in time career and lost crack money with his book.
I totally wish he'd hook up with Amy Winehouse, though. Imagine that mess?
TMZ is calling this man whore a "skeevy bastard." I'm callin' him clever and pretty damn good.
Some male slut is pretending that he's "Entourage" creator Doug Ellin so he can get laid!
He's apparently gotten good enough that a note went out to agents and actors last month warning folk.
One veteran manager tells TMZ that the fake Ellin called him back in 2006 wanting to meet a specific and very hot female client of his that very night for a role for the upcoming season of the show. "The guy knew more than enough about the show, and Mark Wahlberg, and particular members of the crew to convince me," says this manager.
We're told that he'd ask starlets if they'd be comfortable sleeping with another woman on camera, then whether they'd ever done that in real life �" and other very personal questions. A source says HBO hasn't tracked the guy down yet; the network had no comment.
Sounds like his cover is blown! Maybe he'll say he's behind another show, but it's gotta be hot and trendy and,... "Gossip Girl" perhaps? He's bound to become a pedophile if he tries to take ownership of that show. Regardless, I hope he gets busted.
Gets arrested for assaulting his wife.
Hey, if you think that headline's bad, I was considering going with, 'Ice Ice Bad Boy.' :-p
Robert Van Winkle, aka the first Eminem - Vanilla Ice, was arrested last night at his crib after an alleged fight with the wifey.
Ice's wife, Laura, called the cops and said that he pushed her. The Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies locked him up at 10:43 p.m. Eastern on a domestic battery charge.
Vanilla Ice is still in custody at Palm Beach County Jail. In most cases, people arrested for domestic violence are usually held over to see a judge. Looks like Mr. Van Winkle will spend a night in the pokey.
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