April 2008 News Archive (Page 4)

At first I got hyphy just thinking about this dirty ho behind bars as the bugs in her beehive rapidly multiply and battle each other for space on her infected scalp. Then I read the very end of this article, remember this trainwreck was arrested after Blake was busted?

In England/wherever Wino lives, that's the procedure. They arrest you to question you, it doesn't exactly mean that you're busted, however, of course in Amy's case I want them to lock her up until she's detoxed and sober. That could take years, but I'll wait. She's obviously gifted but until she cleans up her act, she's a waste of time and a tragic, stupid ass bitch.

Here goes the story. I'm so type-ative today, heh. Yeah, talkative and type-ative. I spent over an hour fixing the error on my site, thanks Stacy!!! :) So now that I'm able to blog again I just can't step away from the keyboard.

Here goes it, from People

Troubled British singer Amy Winehouse has been arrested for an alleged assault.

In the wee hours of April 23, the Grammy-winning "Rehab" singer allegedly headbutted a man outside a London pub. She voluntarily reported to a London police station on Friday to answer questions, and was arrested. "She is currently in custody."

It is a policy in England to arrest a suspect before questioning her in connection to a possible crime. Winehouse has not been charged with anything.

A 38-year-old man filed a report stating he was "headbutted" by Winehouse after trying to hail her a cab at 3:20 a.m. on April 23. According to a detailed account in the British paper The Sun, she also allegedly punched another man in the face and smoked drugs on the street.

The article was accompanied by a sequence of photos, including one of Winehouse walking into a lamppost.

Winehouse �" who spent time in rehab in January and won five Grammys in February �" was arrested just hours after her incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, 25, appeared in court on charges of witness tampering. Winehouse did not attend.

It's only two months into one of Paris Hilton's must successful publicity stunts, her relationship with Benji Madden, and it appears that the heiress and her troll are inseparable. Paris has been traveling the world with Benji, watching him on tour. However, the other members of Good Charlotte say she's a poser.

Bandmates say the showmance has no future, but Paris's family reckon he could be the one.

A pal said: "Paris is desperately trying to fit in with the band, but she has outstayed her welcome. Everyone is hoping he'll wake up soon and dump her."

I'm not so sure Benji will dump her, Paris has to do it herself. You trade your health for publicity when you're with Paris, and you might as well ride it out while ya can. Notice how guys don't dump her, she's the one who does all the dumping? I give them three mo' months tops!

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The Fifi Awards for fragrances were held last night in London. Marc Jacobs won best new women's fragrance for Daisy. Tom Ford for Men won best new men's prestige fragrance. And Christina Aguilera by Christina Aguilera won as the people's choice for favorite celebrity fragrance.

I'm glad I found out about this story because I haven't smelled Christina's fragrance yet, but now I'm going to! :) I just wasn't interested or didn't think about it while shopping at department stores cause I know a lot of these celeb fragrances are cheap and stanky.

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I'm in love with Denise Martin for writing about how much Lauren Conrad SUCKS. Gawd, it's a post like this where I wish I had comments so I can read about how much of an ugly loser I am because I don't worship LC. Please, do send the hate mail to me via my comment form under the "contact" tab. I miss you Lauren Conrad Claymates. You're delusional and highly entertaining.

Without further delay, here's an open letter to Lauren Conrad:

LC, It's time to move on. Heidi has. (And what kind of world are we living in when Heidi is the grown-up one?) We're over LC vs. Heidi.

How is it fair for you, LC, to befriend Stephanie, sister of your sworn enemy Spencer, who once confronted you in a nightclub in defense of her brother, but Audrina can't reunite with Heidi? I smell a hypocrite in these hills.

What's worse, it seems as though everyone else around you is evolving. Heidi is Ms. Female Empowerment. Stephanie, our favorite "Hills" informant, sailed her olive branch over to you while letting Spencer crash in her apartment. Whitney matriculated from Teen Vogue (albeit to more grunt work). Brody got himself a new steady. Spencer's giving Heidi her space (for the most part). Even Justin -- "It's time to get my priorities straight" -- Bobby has given up the belching, started showering and has gotten a new 'do.

They all make you rather dull in your 24-hour Heidi hate. Not just dull, but downright bratty. I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only viewer who threw her pillow (or, ya know, something) at her TV set when you started moaning -- "Will you kidnap me please?" "Oh my god, I need to leave this table immediately," -- after Heidi squeezed into your table at Goa.

After Audrina caught up with Justin Bobby on a friend-date, your first question to her was "Did he burp in your face?" Not very friend-like. You followed that up with, of course, "Seems like you and Heidi are friendly again." Yikes.

And now that Heidi has soiled your pad by hanging with Audrina in it for a few moments last week, you want to move out? Into a house? Oh sure, you say you're bored by your West Hollywood apartment. And yes, you did get that spanking new job as model-herder for People's Revolution. (But seriously, Mama and Papa Conrad, you're too kind.)

Why is poor Audrina in your cross hairs? Sure, you asked her to move in with you and Lo, but not before you harped all over her "dirty" boyfriends behind her back and told Lo how much fun it would be to continue doing so when you both are her roommates.

Looks like someone other than Justin Bobby needs to get their priorities straight.

--Denise Martin

In Lauren's defense, Heidi is no saint, and Heidi actually bitches to Stephanie next week, telling her it's not okay that she hangs out with Lauren.

But outside of Heidi not liking that Stephanie talks to LC, it's becoming so obvious how uncomfortable Lauren is with herself and she clearly wants everyone else to be as miserable as she is. If Lo got a boyfriend, she would never talk to her again. Justin Bobby is clean and hot now, she needs to get over it if Audrina wants to talk to him, and LC seriously just shouldn't mention Heidi anymore at all. Make amends already. It's not that serious.

LA Times

The Blade star, 45, was sentenced Thursday to three years behind bars as his punishment for failing to file his tax returns, U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges announced in an Ocala, Fla., courtroom.

The actor sat stone-faced â€" and some people in the courtroom gasped â€" when the sentence was read. "I'm very sorry for my mistakes and errors. I apologize to my family, the court and the community," Snipes said as his wife looked on. "I've asked the court to show me mercy and the opportunity to make things right."

In February, a federal jury convicted Snipes of three counts of failing to file a tax return (from 1999 through 2001). Thursday he received 12 months for each count. Prosecutors say the actor owes a total of $41 million in taxes, of which he paid $5 at the sentencing.

Several famous names sent in letters of support for Snipes, including Denzel Washington, Woody Harrelson and TV judge Joe Brown. Washington called Snipes a "great oak." Harrelson, who starred with Snipes in Wildcats, wrote, "Wes continues to encourage and challenge me to be the best man I can be by being a constant friend."

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"Some days I step out of the shower, put my lotion on, and I'll be like 'Ugh, ew, ew.' I'm OCD like that,"

How can you not like Carrie Underwood? She always seems so down to earth and genuine. She's one of the realest female celebs out there, and talented and so hot. She doesn't hide that she's been cheated on, eats junk food when she's down, and has to pay close attention to what she eats - more InStyle excerpts. Carrie's a great role model!

Gary Coleman and the 22 year-old redhead he lost his virginity to are gonna end their relationship on TV.

On a special two-part session of Divorce Court, 80's child star Gary Coleman and his new wife Shannon have come to Divorce Court seeking Judge Toler's advice on their troubled marriage before it's too late.Gary says he met Shannon on a movie set and was glad to know Shannon did not know who he was when they first met. Shannon proposed a year later after an argument.

Gary is in love with Shannon and calls her his star protector. Shannon says she is tired of Gary's anger issues and blames her for anything that goes wrong and is sick of playing the blame game.

Gary is reportedly a big fan of the show and wants counselling from the judge. Their episode is scheduled to air May 1st.

Shannon's tired of Gary flying off the handle, throwing things at her and butting his head against the wall when he's upset. She obviously sucks in bed. He's fuckstrated.

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According to Fox.com's Pop Tart column, lighting and camera technicians complained that Carey was a complete diva while taping the show. The crew claims to have been made to put more than normal effort into positioning lights and camera angles, only to be double checked my the star's personal staff.

"We had to reshoot one of the questions," one cameraman told the column. "I had to change the lighting and alter the position and do it again because we went off angle slightly. She has a director of photography with her at all times and can only be shot from the waist up."

Carey performed on the show's live taping, using a jewel-encrusted microphone and mic stand.

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The source also shared a revelation about the Mexico trip that Jessica and Tony took with his teammates in January, before the NFL playoffs. "Everybody agreed to tell no one about the trip," says the source. "On the day they were flying out, who shows up? Joe Simpson. Tony and the other guys thought it was weird."

The private vacation became very public when photos of the group appeared in magazines. Tony, says the source, recently came to the conclusion that Joe tipped off the paparazzi! Friends say the whole situation destroyed any hope Tony may have had of ever taking Jessica seriously.

"Tony says they are just friends with benefits," says the source. "The sex is good, but he doesn't see it going anywhere."

As far as Tony considering Jessica "friends with benefits," that's why I like Jess. Bitch is retarded when it comes to men, just like me. There's no way Tony wants to commit to her bimbo, "I hate football!" ass. They'll be over within a few months, or maybe he's just waiting until football season so he can dump her just like he did to Carrie Underwood.

Dumping a ho before you hit the road is the new black. That's why Kanye dumped Alexis. Tony's no different.

Jess should totally call Star Jones' gay ex husband, Al. That could be her longest relationship with a member of the opposite sex. Jessica's mismatched choices in men have her lookin' like the new Jennifer can't-keep-a-man Aniston and I can't wait to find out what douche she'll start dating next.

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Paris and her doormat, Benji MaddenKim Kardashian and crew

Newly single, Jamie Lynn SiglerBrody JennerSorry, that's not Ashley Tisdale, it's Robert Kardashian and his girlfriend, Cheetah girl, Adrienne BaillonLauren Conrad

Kristin Cavallari