April 2008 News Archive (Page 5)

Shiloh's still gorgeous, but her forehead is now a sixhead and her body needs to hurry up and grow at the same pace as her head so she can stop looking like the cutest dwarf I've ever seen.

Us

Celebrity reality shows are such a buzz kill. Few and far between are actually quality, like the gems you find on MTV and Vh1. J. Lo will be bringing a boring ass new show to a boring ass channel, yes, I had to include the word 'ass,' I am talking about J. Ho.

Ms. Lopez will be joining her rat face hubby and twins for a TLC series chronicling her life as a multi-millionaire mother of twins, desperate for camera time.

The singer and new mom to twins will co-executive produce, co-create and star in the "docu-series," which focuses on how Lopez juggles her career â€" including launching a new fragrance â€" with motherhood. "I'm looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together," said Lopez.

The series is currently in production. No air date has been revealed.

If J. Lo is producing this, she's gonna edit out everything anyone would wanna see. BOR-RING! Ya gotta up the antics if you want people to tune in on a regular basis to watch skeletor.

Orlando Brown of TV's That's So Raven, who worried friends and family after he disappeared Tuesday morning, has turned up, saying he simply "needed to be alone."

In a statement, Brown, 20, thanked fans for their support and apologized for not informing anyone of his whereabouts for over 24 hours.

Brown, who is a musician as well as an actor, said he dropped out of sight after a problem last week involving a scheduled performance at Club Tattoo in Los Angeles. After he incident, the statement said, he "felt a little lost and needed to get away."

"It got a bit overwhelming and I needed to be alone," he said.

Brown reportedly left his manager's house around 10:20 a.m. Tuesday to make a quick trip to 7-Eleven and had not been seen until Wednesday night.

I dunno about you, but this story makes me so jealous! I wanna get fake kidnapped, or slut-napped (in my case) to find out who cares. It's a foolproof method to discover who you should be buying drinks for at the bar and lending an ear to in a time of need.

Some of your "friends" would party on like Mary-Kate did after Heath Ledger died, while others like Lindsay Lohan would be seen crying on the street after hearing the sad news.

Orlando was showered with concern and love from his fans. So sweet. Now I wanna know about this crackhead vacation he "needed to" take. You know that's what he was doing. It was a gang bang like Snarky said, or he was on a 24-hour bender. That's the only way soul-searching works. You reach epiphanies when you don't have enough functioning brain cells to form the little voices in your head to remind you that yes, you are indeed an idiot and pissing off Disney is not the means to a solution.

People

Hopefully Kelly Clarkson doesn't throw any dinner parties whatsoever. The out of shape American Idol winner walks around her house in the nekkid, even when others are around.

According to a close source who spoke to Us Weekly, the Grammy-winning pop star enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances. That would include not just when close friends are around, but even when her home is "filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings," reports the magazine.

Why? "I just really like being naked," the "American Idol" star tells visitors with an apologetic shrug, according to the magazine.

I can just picture her loose pubes falling all over the carpet (you know she doesn't shave), as she walks over to the fridge for some burritos, then starts farting. "I just really like burritos" Kelly says as she starts laughing so hard, she busts into 'the laugh and fart' super stink combo.

I love doing that, don't you? You know when you're around your boyfriend and his sister or you're just meeting some people for the first time and you're laughing so hard you laugh and fart simultaneously? It's the best way to leave a good lasting impression!

MSNBC

He's all geared up and ready to go! Brad Pitt arrives for dinner with friends Tuesday at Los Angeles eatery Ammo.

I couldn't help but post this pic of Brad Pitt because he's so damn fuckable. He could be covered in infected boils pussing out all over the place and I would still get a wet spot. When he's 90 and in a nursing home, I'm totally going to stalk him! I'll change his shitty diaper any day.

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It used to be something that we (women) were sort of ashamed of. You didn't want to admit to people that you were a stripper. But now, the hottest thing to say is, 'I can work a pole!' Who gives a f---? But it's a huge weird thing. I mean, you see actresses, and their passion project is to play a stripper. It's just stupid."

BAM! Take that Lindsay 'I Know Who Killed Me' Lohan! Christina, after that quote, me love you long time. Give me a call for some hot lesbian sex!

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I don't care who you are, you can never go wrong by showing some skin. Of course unless you're me, then all I would get was a bunch of people suing me for showing my fat ass! :)

Orlando Brown, from the TV show "That's so Raven," has been missing since Tuesday morning after taking a trip to the local 7-Eleven. If we're lucky he just ran into some hot skinny sluts and is getting the gang bang of his life.

The 20-year-old reportedly left his manager's house around 10:20 a.m. to make a quick trip to 7-Eleven and has not been seen since. According to Brown's publicist, Elayne Rivers, he had a full day of meetings and appointments in preparation for a photo shoot Wednesday. Rivers adds that friends and family are very concerned, as the young actor is not one to be out of touch for long, and the convenience store was within a short walking distance from his manager's home in Studio City.

Brown has several projects in the works, including a Raven spin-off show, tentatively titled The Orlando Brown Show and a second album featuring tracks with top artists Akon and Sean Kingston. Anyone who might have any information should contact Elayne Rivers: 646-330-9700.

I hope nothing serious happened and he's found soon!

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Nicole Kidman showed off her baby bump in yesterday while in NYC as the prego Goodwill Ambassador went to the UN to discuss violence against women. She's really forcing that bump out there! I feel like I'm being raped into looking at at. Honey you'll balloon up your last 2 months, don't you worry. ;)

After filing for divorce from hubby Al Reynolds almost a month ago, Star Jones is speaking for the first time about the sour relationship.