April 2008 News Archive (Page 6)

Amy Winehouse was out partying until 4 am last night, and proving she could be part of the WWE. Amy got upset with a dude outside the club so she headbutted him and punched him in the face. Oh yeah! Crackhead anger at its best! Next thing you know she's gonna start throwing heroine syringes like a ninja!

Amy "got upset and lashed out, headbutting a guy hard in the face and also punched him," said the onlooker. "Her concerned friends rushed outside and dragged her back inside the pub." She then headed into a sweet shop and appeared to help herself to a paper, fags and sweets before racing back to a waiting cab. And then to Amy's surprise, she smacked her face into a lamppost.

After being dropped back at her London flat, the 24-year-old songstress infuriated one last bystander allegedly short changing the taxi driver $40, telling him his ride "wasn't worth it". She then realized she couldn't get back into her own home as her pal had her keys and money, so she prized open her garage door to gain entry.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have been together for a whopping two months and the girl says she's in love. Doesn't she fall in love with any man who can handle her for longer than a week? Anyway, as she confesses her love for Benji, she also says she has no plans of a double wedding with Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

"He's definitely different than any guy I've ever been with. He makes me feel really happy, comfortable and really in love." Now the two are readjusting to life in L.A. after all their time on the road. "It's great," she said. "I think the way it works so well is that we're best friends and we totally trust each other and we're in love and we have an amazing time together."

And while Hilton admits it's "a lot of fun" dating best friend Nicole Richie's brother, she said there's no double wedding in the works. "No!" she insisted with a laugh. But, she added, "We're really happy right now."

Well it looks like they can stop production on Paris' new TV show about finding her new best friend since Benji took that spot. I'm sure Paris never meant that she wanted a double wedding with Nicole and Joel in the first place, she was just wanting a double fisting from the twins.

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If this song becomes anything remotely called a 'hit' somebody shoot me. She even has backup singers now and her hideous singing still ruins the song. This girl is not meant to be a lead singer I tell ya. She might be able to handle the triangle or a tambourine but I bet she could even fuck that up!

It's not like we didn't know this already, but Beyoncé and Jay-Z are now officially married. The two filed their signed wedding license this past Friday in Scarsdale N.Y.. I'd say congratulations but those two divas don't even wanna admit their married! Get over yourselves, it's not like the world stopped turning cause you tied the knot.

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Lindsay Lohan has become possessive and apparently aggressive over her lez lover Samantha Ronson. While Lindsay and Sam were partying this past weekend at the Beatrice Inn, Lindz flipped out on Ashley Olsen for even speaking to Sam. Just because you say 'what's up' to somebody doesn't mean you wanna give 'em a hand job or a quick hump!

"Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a - - away from my girlfriend!'" Not only that, but Lindsay was reportedly upset when she went to see Sam on Saturday because she "was ignoring her". The source explained: "Samantha was really focused on her work and didn't leave the booth for anything."

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Check out this awesome photo of Natalie Portman getting pissed on by some nappy ass dog. She should've just kicked the little bastard. Send that sucker soarin' through the air! Betcha he'd think twice about pissing on someone again. ;)

Portman, who has been spotted in the West Village in recent days with her bearded boyfriend, Venezuelan-born folk singer Devendra Banhart, was walking her dog with him yesterday when the brazen piddling took place. While she was getting a pup's-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller's frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes - and then ambled on its way.

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Victoria Beckham will be joining the Pussycat Dolls for a performance at Caesar's Palace in Vegas. All we can hope for is one of those popcorn ball tits to flop out of her bra. You know Vicki will be lip syncing and it's not like we haven't seen her wearing next to nothing before, so let's all pray for the boobs to make an appearance.

The former Spice Girl, 34, will join the group for one night only at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. Pussycat Dolls spokesperson Alisa Boushey said: "Victoria's been in talks with the Dolls for some time and will be joining them on-stage. "She would have done it sooner but it's been a question of her busy schedule. But it will be happening very soon." Victoria will also design her own costume for the one-off performance. "This is a great opportunity for her."

She has a busy schedule? Doing what? Figuring out which bug eyed sunglasses to wear with each outfit? That skinny bitch didn't even promote her own clothing line and it failed, so don't tell me she's busy.

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Ewan McGregor was recently treated for skin cancer after a routine visit to the doctor and went as far as to make a joke about how fun the cancer experience was. Nice move, dumbass.

"I went to see a specialist who thought they were better to be removed, and indeed, he was correct," he tells BBC News. McGregor said the surgery was "not that big of a deal" and he is now "fine." He is even keeping a sense of humor about the experience. "It was great fun having skin cancer," he deadpanned. "It was great, I really enjoyed it."

I know he's being sarcastic, but I guarantee he just pissed off a lot of cancer patients and survivors by making that joke. Oh well, I still wanna bang him.

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Lindsay Lohan's little sis, Ali, is currently shooting a film in LA called "Mostly Ghostly." I'm sure we'll see this movie go straight to DVD. If her acting is anything like Lindsay's, the ho better find a new profession.

Ali's role shares similarities with her older sister's character in the 2004 film Mean Girls: She'll play "a popular high school senior" in the film, says a source. The film, slated for release later this year, is based on the pre-teen book series Mostly Ghostly written by R.L. Stine, which centers on an 11-year-old boy who befriends two ghosts.

It sounds like a crappy version of Casper the Friendly Ghost. Yep, this shit isn't going to make it into the movie theaters! Give Ali a couple more years and she'll have her own sex tape that will make her famous... Not her acting.

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Clay Aiken stops by The Tyra Banks Show Monday to help the host celebrate her 500th episode at the show's New York studios. The singer, who's currently starring on Broadway in Spamalot, gave away tickets to the musical.

Tranny Tyra and Queen Clay look like they were made for each other. By the looks of this photo they even share the same makeup! I know they put makeup on everyone for TV shows, but Clay almost has Tyra beat on the blush. Clay, just hack your penis off and the transformation into a woman will be complete!

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